WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF ) RIGHT OFF THE BAT, WE HAVE
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So, I thought my script was finished but my manager hates it. Apparently the true story of a wrongly convicted prisoner is less interesting than
I often joke about tensions between me and the press, but honestly, what they say doesn’t bother me. I understand we’ve got an adversarial system.
Uh, listen Colonel, I don’t care that there’s a set of missing nogs. My men are getting their weekend. [inaudible] says here you’ve got three