[Ninja, in green]: I need to recruit a party to fight off the evil that threathens this world. [Ninja]: Black mage! White mage! And warrior! [Warrior]: Uh, that's social justice warrior. [Ninja]: Uh, yeah, right. Whatever. [Warrior]: I'LL deal with this. [Ninja]: (exhasperated) It's not your turn, warrior! [Warrior]: Oh I get it. The ninja ALWAYS gets to go first, huh? At least be aware of your agility privilege. [Warrior]: (in pain) Ugh, black mage, use Firaga on that troll! White mage, heal me! [Warrior]: Wooow, so the black mage kills and the white mage heals? Talk about regressive labeling. [Ninja]: What's wrong with that?! Black mage's job is to – [Warrior]: Oh my god, listen to yourself. Black mage?! Are we living in the 1950's? [Ninja]: Uh, well that's what he IS! [Warrior]: He has a name, you bigot! [Black mage]: Uh, she's right… It's Derren. I didn't wanna say anything but… yeah. Derren. [Warrior tries to equip the Black Garb but can't] [Ninja]: For the last time, you CAN'T wear ninja armor. You're a WARRIOR, you have to wear WARRIOR armor. [Warrior]: Oh-ho! Forcing me into traditional class roles with my clothing. Don't you know MANY people identify as class-fluid? [Ninja]: I don't get what any of that means. [Ninja]: The hour is nigh! We must destroy this foul harbinger of evil. [Warrior]: Evil? Uh, wow. Okay. All you're doing is 'othering' people you disagree with. [Ninja]: That's IT! I totally agree with you that there are harmful societal trends that negatively impact traditionally oppressed groups and that we should work to remedy them and grow tolerance and equality. [Ninja]: Ignoring them and attacking those who try to bring attention to those topics would be shameful. [Ninja]: BUT. Can it wait until after we stop the 40 foot tall god demon from casting the world into eternal darkness with the hell crystal?! [Demon]: Yeah. I get you're trying to help me, but I am *explicitly* trying to end all life on the planet. [Warrior]: Stop right there. Trigger warning. [Demon]: Psh. Trigger warning? Ha ha ha – [sounds of shots firing, demon crying out in pain] [Warrior]: I SAID, trigger warning. [Ninja]: Ha-ha! Social justice warrior, you've done it. Here's your 77 gold. [Warrior]: Thank you Ninja. Ah, this is so – I… my job is so hard – [Ninja]: Aaaand 100 gold for the rest of us. [Ninja]: What? What's it – Oh shit. Right.