Revolver/Guitar World Rock N Roll Roast of Dee Snider PART 2


PRESENTATION OF THE REVOLVER/GUITAR WORLD ROCK & ROLL ROAST OF DEE SNIDER. PRESENTED BY — MORE LIVE INSULTS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.>>OUR FIRST PRESENTER PLAYED A HOMELESS GUY, IN BROKERS AND IS STILL IN CHARACTER. MY GOOD FRIEND, JIM NORTON.>>THANK YOU VERY MUCH. HOW ABOUT A NICE HAND FOR PENN. I WAS HOPING HE WOULD TALK LONGER. IT’S NICE TO BE BACK HERE. HOW ABOUT A HAND FOR THE EVENT? THEY’RE REALLY DOING A GOOD JOB OF ORGANIZING THE [ EXPLETIVE ] BENGHAZI RIOTS WERE BETTER ORGANIZED THAN THIS PLACE. I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR CHICKEN AND KANISH DINNER. THE SECOND HALF OF THE SHOW WILL BE US FIGHTING OVER THE TOILETS IN THE LOBBY. WELL, THIS IS REALLY NICE, I FEEL LIKE I AM LIVING IN A 1983 ISSUE OF “HIT PARADER.” ON THE LIST OF RELEVANT MUSICIANS, DEE FALLS SOME WHERE BETWEEN GARY GLITTER AND MANTI’S GIRLFRIEND. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT A YEAR LATER WE WOULD BE LOOKING BACK AT THE ZAKK WYLDE ROAST AS A STAR-STUDDED EVENT? WHOLLY [ EXPLETIVE ] . YOU KNOW YOU ARE INVOLVED WITH A ROAST WHEN PEOPLE ARE DISAPPOINTED THAT MICK FOLEY CANCELED. AND, YEAH, PENN MENTIONED AXS-TV. IF YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THEM BEING ON AXS-TV IS LIKE HAVING SOME ONE FILM YOU ON THEIR iPHONE AND SHOW IT TO THEIR FRIENDS. AND, HOW ABOUT A NICE HAND FOR PENN JILLETTE, A BRILLIANTLY FUNNY GUY. AND WONDERFUL CAREER NEWS FOR PENN, HE JUST LANDED THE LEAD ROLE IN A 6-YEAR-OLD’S NIGHTMARE. PENN DOES NOT BELIEVE IN GOD. HE IS A VERY FAMOUS ATHEIST. TO BE HONEST, I WOULDN’T BELIEVE IN GOD EITHER IF I LOOKED LIKE BEN FRANKLIN [ EXPLETIVE ] THE SNOWMAN. YOU LOOK LIKE THE MONSTER BUGS BUNNY GAVE THE HAIRCUT TO. MONSTERS ARE SUCH INTERESTING PEOPLE. PENN WANTED TO BE A ROADY FOR MOTORHEAD THEY WOULDN’T HIRE HIM BECAUSE HE WAS TOO UNPLEASANT TO LOOK AT. YOU LOOK LIKE AT LEAST THREE DIFFERENT FAT GIRLS I [ EXPLETIVE ] IN HIGH SCHOOL.>>THAT WAS ME.>>LAST MINUTE ADDITION, EDDIE TRUNK, GOD BLESS YOU, WE ARE HAPPY THAT YOU ARE HERE. THAT’S A NICE HAND FOR EDDIE. I LOVE THE FACT THAT EDDIE LOST A LOT OF WEIGHT, BUT YOUR HEAD IS STILL FAT. YOU LOOK LIKE A PEZ DISPENSER WITH DOWN SYNDROME. OH, SORRY WAS THAT TOO ROUGH, GO. [ EXPLETIVE ] YOURSELVES. I DON’T KNOW HOW TO BREAK IT TO YOU, NOBODY WANT TO SEE A INTERVIEW WITH A SESSION BASSIST FROM FASTER PUS PUSSYCAT. SITTING NEXT TO CO-HOST JIM FLORENTINE. THEIR SHOW IS WATCHED BY SO FEW PEOPLE. THE FBI HAS BEEN PLACING PROTECTED WITNESSES ON IT. WATCHING THESE IDIOTS TALK TO MUSICIANS IS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE. THE SUSPECTS IN “ZERO DARK 30” HAD MORE FUN IN THEIR INTERVIEWS. THE SHOW IS SO AWFUL. THE NEXT THING I WANT TO SEE YOU GUYS HOST IS THE AID VIRUS. OH, SORRY, OH, SHOCK. THERE IS [ EXPLETIVE ] NINE PEOPLE WATCHING THIS. I AM BUMMED. ACE FREELY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE. I GUESS I WILL TAKE A PICTURE WITH LITA FORD AND TELL EVERYONE IT IS ACE.>>I’M KIDDING. I DON’T MEAN THAT.>>HE THINKS HE HAS A CHANCE.>>I STILL DO.>>YOU CAN TELL LITA FORD, BECAUSE NO ONE HAS WANTED TO GET INSIDE OF HER SINCE THE EARLY ’80s. AND ZACH, I LOVE ZAKK WYLDE. SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE, YOU ARE. [ EXPLETIVE ] DRESSED LIKE YOU WORK IN A METH LAB. ZACH IS SUCH A GREAT GUY, HE IS SUCH A RETARD THAT HE IS NOT ALLOWED IN THE PENN AND TELLER SHOWS BECAUSE HE MAY PET THE RABBITS TO DEATH. SCOTT IAN, AGAIN, ANOTHER BRILLIANT MUSICIAN. YOU LOOK LIKE AN AMISH STANLEY TUCCI. YOU LOOK LIKE A LEPRECHAUN WITH BONE CANCER. SCOTT PLAYED A ZOMBIE ON THE WALKING DEAD, SCOTT IF I WANTED TO SEE A 3 FOOT TALL CORPSE, I WOULD START HANGING AROUND CASEY ANTHONY’S YARD. OOH. OOH. I’LL DO IT WITH YOU. IT’S FUN. OOH. OOH. EMPOWERING. AND OF COURSE, DEE SNIDER, DEE, I AM HAPPY TO BE HERE TALKING ABOUT YOU. DEE WAS IN “PEEWEE’S BIG ADVENTURE” WHICH IS GREAT, A BIG INFLUENCE ON TWISTED SISTER. WHY THIS DAY YOU SEE THEM LIVE IN CONCERT, YOU ARE ACTUALLY JUST WATCHING THEM JERK OFF IN A THEATER YOU. DON’T REMIND ME OF ANYTHING LINING THE DEE SNIDER FROM THE ’80s. HOWEVER, LITA FORD DOES. SORRY, LITA. DEE WAS JUST INDUCTED INTO THE LONG ISLAND HALL OF FAME. I’M SURE THAT AWARD LOOKS GREAT ON THE SHELF NEXT TO YOUR RUNNER-UP TROPHY IN THE SARAH JESSICA PARKER LOOK-ALIKE CONTEST. AND DEE CALLING YOUR FANS SICK [ EXPLETIVE ] IS SILLY, THEY DIDN’T [ EXPLETIVE ] THEIR MOTHERS. EVERYBODY KNOWS TWISTED SISTER FANS ARE VIRGINS. I AM RUNNING OUT OF TIME. A DELIGHTFUL EXPERIENCE, TO ROAST A NOIN FRONT OF 40 PEOPLE WATCHING NOBODY. DEE I LOOK YOU A LOT. I HAVE LOVED YOU FOR 30 YEARS. THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME BE A PART OF THIS. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.>>JIM NORTON THERE. JIM NORTON. NOW, DEE WE HAVE A VIDEO FOR YOU. FROM A GOOD FRIEND OF YOURS.>>HELLO, I’M WEIRD AL YANKOVIC. TODAY I AM PLEASED TO BE SPEAKING WITH THE LEGENDARY — I’M SORRY, WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?>>MY NAME IS DEE SNIDER. I’M BEST KNOWN FOR MY TIME IN THE BAND TWISTED SISTER.>>UH, NO, THAT’S NOT RINGING A BELL. WAS THAT ONE OF THE ’80s BAND. I WAS A SMALL CHILD BACK THEN, I DON’T REALLY REMEMBER WELL. YOU DO LOOK FAMILIAR THE I AM SURE I HAVE SEEN YOU SOME PLACE. WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO?>>EVERY ODD JOB FROM CLEANING BATHROOMS, MOWING LAWNS, DRIVING TAXI CABS.>>THAT’S IT. I THINK YOU DROVE ME IN A TAXI ONCE. GREAT TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>I DO TONS OF OTHER THINGS.>>WHY BOTHER. STICK TO DRIVING CABS. YOU’RE A NATURAL AT IT.>>I AM LIKE I SAID.>>OKAY, SHUT UP. I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU.>>I’M A CLASSICALLY TRAINED TENOR. I COULD BE SINGING OPERA FOR GOD’S SACKS.>>BIG DEAL. ANYONE CAN SING OPERA. MAKE UP A BUNCH OF STUPID WORD. BIG DEAL. NOW SINGING SONG PAIES THAT TAKES TALENT.>>LUCKY I DENT WANT YOUR JOB. I WOULD HAVE IT.>>YEAH, I WOULD LOOK TO SEE YOU TRY, MISTER. IRONICALLY, A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK — DID YOU JUST PICK YOUR NOSE AND WIPE IT ON THE CHAIR? THAT’S DISGUSTING.>>YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE, YOU KNOW I COULD DO ANYTHING I WANT.>>YEAH, YOU CAN’T DO THAT. WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD JUST COME IN HERSNOT UP THE PLACE.>>NOBODY TOLD ME I COULD DO IT. I SAID I CAO THIS AND I DID.>>LOOK, BUDDY THIS IS MY STUDIO AND MY RULES. AND IF YOU MESS WITH THE FURNITURE YOU ARE MESSING WITH THE YANK MAN. YOU DO NOT WANT TO GO THERE.>>IT WAS A CHOICE. AND NOW I AM CHOOSING TO KICK –>>YEAH, YOU WANT SOME OF THIS, PUNK? LET’S DUPE THIS! THANK YOU FOR WATCH MIGHT EXCLUSIVE IN THE VIEW WITH WORLD FAMOUS TAXI DRIVER, DEE SNIDER. COME ON! YEAH!>>YOU KNOW WHAT? EVERYBODY HAS TO DO SOMETHING TO GET UP ON THIS DAIS. DEE BADLY NEEDED — SO OUR NEXT PRESENTER WENT UP ON HIM. SCOTT. ♪♪♪♪ YOU HAVE HEARD OF CHRIS ANGEL MIND FREAK. WELL HERE IS PENN JILLETTE FAT [ EXPLETIVE ] . AGICIAN ONLY THING HE MAKES DISAPPEAR ARE AUDIENCE. PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF MY GOATEE. LOOK AT THAT THING ON YOUR CHIN. LITA FORD CALLED, SHE WANTS HER [ EXPLETIVE ] BACK. LITA GLAD YOU COULD BE HERE. THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME FROM YOUR SCHEDULE OF WEEPING ALONE ON THE FLOOR WITH YOUR 75 CATS. ACTUALLY, I AM KIDDING, I’M KIDDING. JUST SCREWING AROUND I DO HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, LITA, JOAN JETT CALLED, NO, ACTUALLY SHE DIDN’T. SHE’S NEVER CALLING. LITA IS WHAT’S KNOWN AS A COUGAR. LIKE REAL COUGARS HER CAREER IS PRETTY MUCH EXTINCT. I’M SORRY. I’M SORRY. LITA’S BIGGEST HIT WAS OZZIE OSBORNE DUET, CLOSE MY EYES FOREVER. I AM SORRY TO SAY THAT MADE ME WANT TO CLOSE MY EARS FOREVER. HERE IS ANOTHER PERSON WHO ONLY HAD A CAREER BECAUSE OF OZZIE, NOW HE IS JUST A GIANT LUMBERING RETARD. ZAKK WYLDE. MY OLD FRIEND. THE HONOREE OF LAST YEAR’S BIG ROAST. WELCOME BACK, BUDDY.>>NICE TO SEE YOU, SCOTT.>>WHAT CAN YOU SAY ABOUT SCOTT WILD THAT FRANKLY YOU CAN’T HEAR HIM BLABBER ABOUT ON AND ON EACH WEEK IN HIS AA MEETING? HEY, ZAKK WYLDE, FOR SURVIVING LAST YEAR’S ROAST DID YOU GET TO EARN A CUTE PATCH FROM YOUR FAKE BIKER CLUB? [ APPLAUSE ] SERIOUSLY THOUGH, SERIOUSLY. I’M GLAD THE DUDES FROM DUCK DYNASTY WERE ABLE TO GIVE YOU’VE THE NIGHT OFF TO BE HERE. THAT WAS PRETTY COOL OF THEM. HOW ABOUT JIM NORTON? LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GREAT SET. SO FUNNY EARLIER. IN FACT HE IS SO FUNNY HE MIGHT ACTUALLY GET LAID WITHOUT THE HELP OF ROOFIES TONIGHT. I CAN’T SAY JIM NORTON SUCKS A TON OF — THAT’S BECAUSE I CAN’T FIGURE OUT EXACTLY HOW TO WEIGH THAT MANY — IN ONE DUDE’S MOUTH. SPEAKING OF SUCKING A TON OF — JIM FLORENTINE AND EDDIE TRUNK ARE HERE. I’M GUESSING EDDIE WAS INVITED SO DEE WOULDN’T BE THE LEAST TALENTED PERSON AT HIS OWN ROAST. THAT WASN’T REALLY NECESSARY BECAUSE, FLORENTINE IS HERE AS WELL. EDDIE TRUNK — HE HAS BEEN SO ENDLESSLY VOCAL IN HIS CRITICISM OF THE ROCK ‘N’ ROLL HALL OF FAME. TODAY IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT EDDIE, YOU ARE BEING INDUCTED INTO THE HALL OF FAME FOR GIANT WHINEY [ EXPLETIVE ] . EDDIE, I THINK THE GUYS IN RUSH GET MORE — THAN YOU. AND YOU KNOW, EDDIE, HE ALMOST DIDN’T MAKE IT HERE TONIGHT. LUCKILY, RESCUERS, RESCUERS, KNOCKED A HOLE IN HIS WALL AND LIFTED HIM OUT WITH A CRANE. OH, MY FRIEND. I AM SORRY. AS LONG AS WE ARE ON THE SUBJECT OF PEOPLE NO ONE CARES ABOUT. CRAIG GASS IS HERE. CRAIG GREW UP IN A FAMILY FULL OF DEAF PEOPLE OR I CALL THEM THE LUCKIEST MEMBERS OF CRAIG’S AUDIENCE. HARD TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CRAIG’S REAL PERSONALITY AND HIS IMPRESSION OF A BOWL OF WARM OATMEAL. CRAIG, YOU ARE A MAN OF MANY VOICES, YOU ARE AN IMPRESSIONIST. I HAVE A SHOTGUN BACKSTAGE. WOULD YOU LOOK TO TREAT US TO KURT COBAIN’S FINAL MOMENTS? WHAT? OH? I DIDN’T, I DIDN’T KILL HIM, COURTNEY LOVE DID. SPEAKING OF UNSPEAKABLE SADNESS — WHERE IS HE? MARK METCALF IS HERE. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NEIDERMAYER. HE WENT FROM MEAN SCREAMING GUY IN ANIMAL HOUSE TO MEAN SCREAMING GUY WHO WORKS ARBY’S. AND SHANE SNIDER, DOOMED TO A LIFE OF BEING DEE SNIDER’S SON IS HERE AS WELL. MOSTLY TO ANSWER THE QUESTION — CAN ONE BE MORE OF A TALENTLESS DRAIN ON THEIR PARENT THAN NICK AND SOPHIE SIMMONS? AND THAT ANSWER IS A RESOUNDING YES. AND NOW TO TALK ABOUT SHANE’S MAMA, DEE SNIDER. DEE, I WANNA ROCK, MOSTLY TO HEAD YOU IN THE HEAD SO YOU WILL STOP MAKING ALL THAT [ EXPLETIVE ] MUSIC. YOU KNOW LIKE PENN MENTIONED. DEE WAS IN A BLACK SABBATH TRIBUTE BAND AS A KID. TWISTED SISTER TRIBUTE BAND DON’T EXIST, BECAUSE NO ONE WANT TO PLAY TWO SONGS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. DEE, YOU WROTE, PRODUCED, STARRED IN YOUR OWN MOVIE, IMPRESSIVE. YOU ARE ALSO THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW IT. WHEN DEE AND SUZETTE MET, D ECHT E WAS 21, SUZETTE WAS 15. DEE LOVED HER SO MUCH. NOTHING COULD KEEP THEM APART. NOT EVEN STATUTORY RAPE LAWS. DEE ONCE HAD HIS TEETH FILED INTO POINTS, UNTIL HOWARD STERN COMPLAINED THEY WERE HURTING HIS –. RECENTLY DEE WAS ON “CELEBRITY APPRENTICE.” EVEN THOUGH THE LAST TIME DEE WAS A CELEBRITY, EDDIE TRUNK WAS IN DIAPERS AND JUST UNDER 200 POUND. HAD TO GET THAT ONE IN THERE. DEE, SERIOUSLY AS A BOY GROWING UP IN QUEENS, YOU WERE MY IDOL. I USED TO SNEAK INTO CLUBS TO SEE YOU. BE LIKE, WHEN I WAS 16 YEARS OLD WITH A FAKE ID. I HAVE TO SAY IT IS AN HONOR FOR ME TO BE HERE. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GIVE IT UP FOR DEE SNIDER!>>I BELIEVE NOW WE ARE GOING TO SEE A COMMERCIAL. ♪♪ I WANNA ROCK ♪♪>>Announcer: STAY TUNED FOR MORE FROM THE AXS-TV LIVE >>WELCOME BACK TO THE PRESENTATION OF REVOLVER/GUITAR WORLD ROCK & ROLL ROAST OF DEE SNIDER. PRESENTED BY — MORE LIVE INSULTS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.>>WELCOME BACK! HOW YOU DOING? ALL RIGHT. IF YOU SEE FLORENTINE AT AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT IT MEANS “PREPARED WITH SPINACH.” IF YOU SEE FLORENTINE ON A ROAST DAIS IT MEANS IT IS TIME TO CHECK YOUR E-MAIL. JIM FLORENTINE! ♪♪ ROCK ‘N’ ROLL ♪♪>>ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, GIVE IT UP FOR PENN JILLETTE. DOING A GOOD JOB, RIGHT. PENN, YOU SAID YOU HAD UP FRONT AT THE TOP OF THE SHOW. TELLER WOULD HAVE DONE BETTER THE YOU LOOK LIKE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF GETTY LEE — BIG FOOT. WHAT WAS IT LOOK TO SIT NEXT TO DONALD TRUMP, AND DEE SNIDER AND STILL HAVE THE. [ EXPLETIVE ] HAIR STYLE IN THE ROOM? I LOOK HOW PENN WEARS A SUIT EVERYWHERE. THAT’S LOOK PUTTING A VEST ON AN OUTHOUSE. YOU KNOW, PENN AND TELLER USED TO BE ON A SHOW CALLED AFTER IAN SCOTT HEARING ANTHRAX WAS HEADLINING A SHOW. I THOUGHT OF SCOTTY AND, CAME OVER MY HOUSE, IT WAS JUST MY GARDEN GNOME. YOU ARE SHORT. A LOT OF PEOPLE DON’T KNOW THIS, IN SCOTT’S SPARE TIME HE LIKES TO MAKE COOKIES IN A TREE ALONG WITH HIS FELLOW ELVES. BY THE WAY IF YOU WANT TO FOLLOW THE SHOW LIVE ON TWITTER TONIGHT, #WHOGIVESAFLYING — JOSE IS HERE. AWESOME. DID YOU FIND A SPOT FOR YOUR LAWNMOWER IN THE PARKING LOT? MARK METCALF IS HERE. HEY, LOOK — WHAT COULD BE SAID ABOUT MARK METCALF? A LOT BECAUSE NOBODY EVER TALKS ABOUT HIM. MARK WAS GREAT IN “ANIMAL HOUSE” RIGHT. SINCE THEN HE WORKED LESS THAN JOHN BELUSHI. WAS THAT TOO SOON FOR A BELUSHI JOKE? ZAKK WYLDE. I LOVE THE LOOK. THE LONG GREASY HAIR, THE SHAGGY BEARD, THE — CLOTHES. IT IS GOING TO MAKE IT SO MUCH EASIER FOR YOU TO FIT IN WHEN YOU ARE EVENTUALLY HOMELESS. YOU KNOW, HE HAD TO QUIT DRINKING HE — HIS LIVER. IF HIS LIVER WAS ANY BLACKER, GEORGE ZIMMERMAN WOULD TRY TO SHOOT IT. CRAIG GASS. GASS IS THE PERFECT NAME FOR YOU. WHEN YOU ARE RELEASED IN A ROOM, NOBODY WANT TO TAKE THE BLAME FOR IT. YOU KNOW, LAUGHING GAS IS ACTUALLY, SUING CRAIG FOR DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER. MY BUDDY EDDIE TRUNK IS HERE. EDDIE, YOU KNOW, YOU DID LOSE SOME WEIGHT. I HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU FOR YEARS YOU HAVE TO LOSE MORE. EVENTUALLY DIABETES WILL TAKE YOUR FEET AWAY SO YOU WILL LOSE A FEW POUNDS. BUT THEN AGAIN IF YOU DIDN’T HAVE ANY FEET YOU WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO CHASE ACE FREELY AROUND IN CASE YOUR TONGUE FELL OUT OF HIS — THERE GOES MY RIDE HOME. LITA FORD, NEW ALBUM “LIVING LIKE A RUN AWAY” DROPPED AT 2012, UNLIKE HER — WHICH DROPPED IN 1988. I’M NOT EVEN LOOKING OVER THERE. IT’S PERFECT THAT HER LAST NAME IS FORD, SHE IS STURDY, RELIABLE AND SHE WAS GREAT IN 1907. LITA, I USED TO MASTURBATE IN THE ’80s. NOW WHEN I THINK OF YOU SEXY IT’S BECAUSE I AM TRYING NOT TO — >>ONE MORE. LITA HAS — SO MANY METALS GUY, RECENTLY, HER GYNECOLOGIST FOUND A CAN OF AQUA NET IN HER — JIM NORTON YOU KNOW HOW UGLY JIM NORTON WAS. WHEN HE WAS 10 HE VISITED THE SET OF SESAME STREET. AND ELMO SAID HE JUST WANTED TO BE FRIEND. THE MAN OF THE HOUR, DEE SNIDER. DEE ON CELEBRITY APPRENTICE YOU BROKE YOUR FINGER FALLING OFF A HORSE WEARING A DRESS AT MEDIEVAL TIMES. IT WOULD BE LESS GAY TO SAY YOU BROKE IT WHILE — CLAY AIKEN. I MEAN, COME ON, DEE YOU SANG IN HIGH SCHOOL CHORUS, DRESSED IN WOMEN ANY CLOTHING. THESE DAYS YOU WOULDN’T BE IN TWISTED SISTER YOU WOULD BE ON “GLEE.” I HAVE NEVER SEEN A JEW WEAR THAT MUCH MAKEUP BEFORE. HOLY — YOU LOOK LIKE BARBRA STREISAND WITH AIDS. GREAT DYE JOB, LAST TIME I SAW THAT MUCH BLEACH, JIM NORTON WAS GETTING RID OF EVIDENCE AT A CRIME SCENE. YOU KNOW, I LIKE DEE’S IDEA OF A CATCHY CHORUS, WE’RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT. NO WE AIN’T GOING TO TAKE IT. AND I WANT TO ROCK. I WANT TO ROCK. DEE’S LYRICS ARE SO CHILDISH, JERRY SANDUSKY TRIED TO SHOWER WITH THEM. LOOK, WHAT A CAREER YOU HAVE HAD, DE. TRIED EVERYTHING, REALITY TV, HORROR SHOWS, RADIO SHOWS, THEY WERE ALL MISSES, YOU THROW MORE — AT THE WALL THAN AN ORANGUTAN AT THE ZOO. DEE DOES HOST A SYNDICATED PROGRAM CALLED “HOUSE OF HAIR” MUCH TO MY SURPRISE IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LITA FORD’S — WHY DID I HAVE TO GO BACK AGAIN? YOU KNOW, DEE DID ROCK OF AGES ON BROADWAY, THEN RECORDED AN ALBUM OF SHOW TUNES. I’M NOT SAYING DEE IS GAY, BUT HIS BOOK SHOULD HAVE BEEN, SHUT UP AND GIVE ME THE — I LISTENED SO GAY AFTER LISTENING TO HIS ALBUM. I GAVE JOHN TRAVOLTA A MASSAGE. I AM KIDDING, DEE. I KNOW YOU ARE ALL MAN. YOU MET YOUR WIFE WHEN SHE WAS 15, AND YOU WERE 21. YOU ARE NOT GAY, YOU A — PEDOPHILE. THANK YOU. YOU HAVE BEEN A BIG INSPIRATION. SNEAKING INTO CLUBS SINCE I WAS 16 YEARS OLD. SEEING YOU. IT IS AN HONOR TO BE IN FRONT OF A TRUE LEGEND HERE, TONIGHT, ZAKK WYLDE. THANK YOU.>>HA-HA. LIKE I TOTALLY KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING, JOHNNY DEPP. YOU ARE SO FUNNY. YOU THINK I’M FUNNY TOO. GET OUT OF HERE. I LOVE THAT WE ARE SUCH GREAT FRIENDS. HEY, WERE YOU EVER INTO TWISTED SISTER? I KNOW, RIGHT. ME NEITHER. ALWAYS THOUGHT THEY WERE KIND OF LIKE, I DON’T KNOW, TOTAL POSERS. WAIT A MINUTE. HEY, JOHNNY, LET ME CALL YOU BACK. I WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW MORNING, 6:00 A.M., TEE TIME. GREAT, MWAH. LET’S KNOCK THIS THING OUT. DADDY HAS A REAL COME DESHOW TO DO IN A FEW MINUTES. I’M ALICE COOPER, ROCK ‘N’ ROLL LEGEND, GOLF CHAMPION, AND FRIEND TO REPTILES ALL BIG AND SMALL. SPEAKING OF SMALL SNAKES TONIGHT I UNDERSTAND WE ARE SALUTING THE CAREER OF DEE SNIDER. WATCHING DEE’S CAREER IS LOOK WATCHING MY OWN CAREER BUT THROUGH A CRACK FIVE CENT FUN HOUSE MIRROR WITH A HUGE NOSE. DEE SNIDER, GRAVELLY VOICED ROCK ‘N’ ROLL SINGER USED A WOMAN’S FIRST NAME FOR SHOCK VALUE. GEE, I WISH I THOUGHT OF THAT. OH, WAIT. I DID. 45 YEARS AGO. IT WAS AROUND THIS TEAM I STARTED WEARING MAKEUP ON STAGE. WHAT? DEE DID THIS TOO? OH, DO TELL. YOUR LIVE PERFORMANCES WERE FILLED WITH VIOLENT IMAGERY. I ACTUALLY DIDN’T KNOW THAT. I JUST READ IT ON WIKIPEDIA BEFORE WE FILMED THIS SINCE I NEVER HEARD OF YOU. NEXT THING YOU WILL TELL ME THE GUY HAS HIS OWN RADIO SHOW TOO.>>HE DOES.>>RADIO LIKE F.M.?>>I THINK IT’S A.M.>>YIKES. WELL, SANDRA DEE SNIDER, CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ROAST AND REGIONALLY SUCCESSFUL ROCK CAREER. AND THE ONE BIG SCENE IN PEEWEE’S BEG ADVENTURE. WHAT I SAID SHOULDN’T HURT YOUR FEELINGS, I AM A STAR OF SCREEN, AND A CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND OF JOHNNY DEPP’S. VERY CLOSE. JUST KIDDING, DE. YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU. WE’LL HAVE A BIG LAUGH AT THE ROCK ‘N’ ROLL HALL OF FAME. I AM POSITIVE SOME ONE OF YOUR MEAGER TALENT WILL GET INDUCTED AT SOME POINT BETWEEN 2014, AND — ABSOLUTELY NEVER. CONGRATULATIONS, DEE. [ APPLAUSE ] ALICE COOPER! AND WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK. WHOA! ♪♪ I’M GONNA ROCK ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪

98 thoughts on “Revolver/Guitar World Rock N Roll Roast of Dee Snider PART 2

  1. i didn't notice.. there was a scratch in the disc when i burned it. And the file was unreadable i have redone it and am uploading it now. also… the show must have run longer than 2 hours, and it cut off the end. The show will be rebroadcast on 2/7 and i will get it in its entirety.

  2. wow this audience SUCKS, where the fuck did they find these people its a COMEDY event, laugh, these people act like they're watching their mothers be gang raped.

  3. While I don't disagree that the audience seems a little stiff, I can't tell if it's really them that's the problem or just poorly mixed audio. Maybe I'm wrong, but it does sound a little weak overall. And those awkward music cues.

    Oh wait, that's probably Jose Mangin.

  4. roasts are so stupid, the idea of everything being so scripted and everyone seems like they have to laugh at everything

  5. what is with Lita Ford? It's a roast yo, if you show up preprare to get a proverbial pounding, watching Norton say sorry was so hard to watch.

  6. Need a new host. this guy is a fuckin moron. stick to your shitty magic and leave the roasts to the real comedians

  7. Shut the fuck up! Both lita and dee Snider were rock stars before any of these shity bands around now….

  8. There were rock stars everywhere, life was great…then the garbadge flip flop,hip hop rap came along and ruined it for the world…….

  9. Not true; Judas Priest, The Stooges, Black Sabbath all started earlier, are still around and play better music. Also being old doesn't automatically make you good…

  10. Hate to be a hater but this show looks like it was thrown together at the last minute
    It looks like a high school AV class did it

  11. OMG Jim Norton brought some roast with him didn't he? Everybody else sucked ass.. I had to laugh as Lita Ford got mad… who cares b*tch.. like they said, maybe 40 people saw you get dissed… don't you know what a roast is supposed to be? what a douche bag

  12. the audience is laughing you just can't hear it very well. something with the sound. it makes it seem as if hardly anyone is laughing

  13. I remember ripping live Twisted Sister off Fm radio onto my 8 tracks in the 80's motherfuckers. I thought this was funny and cool. Gotta admit it would take balls to participate.

  14. Did a single one of these comedians get more than 5 minutes notice to scrape material together? This is the worst roast I've ever seen! Scott Ian isn't a result of Stanley Tucci fucking an Amish dude, he's a result of Stanley Tucci fucking Davey Crockett! Then, because Scott is like 5'4", both of them turned and blew a load in Danny DeVito. Danny DeVito then spit on Shaq's dick and he stuck it in Lisa Lampanelli.

  15. Toes not to step on, in order of sacredness:
    Native Americans (not mentioned)
    Blacks. Excuse me "African Americans"
    Jews
    Women
    Gays
    Lita Ford

  16. Norton killed it. The Sarah Jessica Parker look alike joke made me cry laughing. Especially with Norton’s delivery

  17. Zach isn't not allowed backstage at pen and tellers shows cuz he's such a retard he might pet the rabbits to death…….. thats fukin brilliant

  18. Snider is a bad-ass. I remember back in the club daze, he would have no problem going up against bikers if he needed to prove his manhood. He gained respect in the school of hard knocks, slugging it out 
    in shit clubs and stinkin' dressing rooms. If you think working in a burger joint sucks coming home every night smelling of grease & fries, those clubs were worse cause you came home stinking of beer, piss & vomit. The rock life in all it's glamour!

  19. Snider is a bad-ass. I remember back in the club daze, he would have no problem going up against bikers if he needed to prove his manhood. He gained respect in the school of hard knocks, slugging it out 
    in shit clubs and stinkin' dressing rooms. If you think working in a burger joint sucks coming home every night smelling of grease & fries, those clubs were worse cause you came home stinking of beer, piss & vomit. The rock life in all it's glamour!

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