Revolver/Guitar World Rock N Roll Roast of Dee Snider PART 1


MARK METCALF. HELLO, STUDENTS. THE ROAST HAS BEGUN. NOW IT IS OVER. I AM IN CHARGE. IT IS MY SUPREME DISHONOR TO INTRODUCE TO YOU THE WORTHLESS NOBODY WHOSE MAKE UP THE CELEBRITY +++ SHOW,” EDDIE TRUNK.>>I HAVE GOT A GOOD MIND TO SLAP YOUR FAT FACE. YOU SHOULD DROP AND GIVE ME 20! $20 THAT IS. CAN YOU SPARE $20? I NEED IT. THEY’RE NOT PAYING ME MUCH FOR THIS. THE NEXT SINNER ON THE DAIS, A COMEDIAN YOU HEARD ON THE” QUGTS HOWARD STERN SHOW” AND THAT SMUT-FILLED CARTOON, “FAMILY GUY.” COMEDIAN, CRAIG GAS. CRAIG GASS.>>WHO ARE YOU? WHERE DO YOU COME FROM? NO, REALLY? WHO ARE YOU? AND NOW THE FOUNDING MEMBER OF METAL LEGEND ANTHRAX, SCOTT IAN! WIPE THAT FURRY THING OFF YOUR FACE! YOU REALLY ARE WORTHLESS AND WEAK. NOW FROM THE BAND, BLACK LABEL SOCIETY AND LAST YEAR’S ROAST HONOREE, ZAKK WYLDE! ♪♪♪♪ ♪♪♪♪ ZAKK WYLDE, YOU ARE A DISGUSTING SLOB. YOU SIT INSIDE ALL DAY PLAYING THAT SICK, REPULSIVE, ELECTRIC TWANGER AND I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR GUITAR! AND NOW, FROM HBO, COMEDY CENTRAL AND SOMETHING CALLED THE “OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW” THE MOST OFFENSIVE PERSON ALIVE, JIM NORTON! WHAT KIND OF A MAN ARE YOU? I CARRIED AN M-16 IN THE WAR AND YOU CARRY, CARRY THOSE DIRTY PICTURES TO MASTURBATE IN AIRPORTS! NOW, PLEASE WELCOME THE FIRST LADY OF ROCK ‘N’ ROLL, LITA FORD!>>WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING? NO, REALLY WHAT ARE YOU DOING AFTER THE SHOW? I’VE GOT A PRIUS WE, CAN GO GET SOME CHICKEN, MAYBE LICK EACH OTHER’S FINGERS. ALL RIGHT, NOW FROM COMEDY CENTRAL AND “THAT METAL SHOW” AGAIN, COMEDIAN JIM FLORENTINE! “THAT METAL SHOW” YOU ARE DESTROYING YOUR LIFE. NEXT! IS THE MISSES OF THIS TWISTED MISTER YOU CALL SISTER DEE, SUZETTE SNIDER!>>YOU! YOU SLEEP WITH THAT DISGUSTING, YOU LET HIM TOUCH — OH. AND LAST, BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST, THE SPAWN OF SATAN HIMSELF, COMEDIAN SHANE SNIDER! ITS THAT A TWISTED SISTER PIN ON YOUR UNIFORM? STAND UP, MISTER. SIT UP STRAIGHT. AND ADJUST THAT BELT BUCKLE. TIE THOSE SHOES. TUCK IN THOSE PAJAMAS. YOU CLOSE THOSE LEGS, PLEASE, YOU ARE MAKING ME NERVOUS. YOU CALL THIS A ROAST? THIS IS A PIGSTY. YOU ARE ALL WORTHLESS AND WEAK. ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME! WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE? ♪♪ I WANT TO ROAST ♪♪ ♪♪ I WANT TO ROCK ♪♪ ♪♪ I WANT TO ROCK ♪♪ ♪♪ I WANNA ROCK ♪♪ ♪♪ TURN IT DOWN YOU SAY ♪♪>>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE GUEST OF HONOR, DEE SNIDER! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>AND NOW, YOUR ROCK ‘N’ ROLL ROASTMASTER FOR THE EVENING, HE NEED NO INTRODUCTION, PENN JILLETTE! ♪♪ I WANNA ROCK ♪♪>>THANK YOU SO MUCH. GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE! I AM PENN JILLETTE. A THIRD-RATE MAGICIAN HERE TO ROAST A FOURTH RATE MUSICIAN. YOU ALL DESERVE BETTER, BUT SIGFRIED AND ROY ARE ROASTING, SOME KIND OF THING. JESUS — LOOK AT THIS PUFFY BUNCH. VEGAS PUTS THE OVER/UNDER ON GYM MEMBERSHIPS OF THIS GROUP AT 1.5. THIS MOTLEYCRUE, SORRY, DEE, I DIDN’T MEAN TO MENTION A REAL ROCK ‘N’ ROLL BAND. THIS MOTLEY CRUE HASN’T SEEN A TELEVISION CAMERA OR WEIGHT WATCHERS MEETING SINCE HE INVENTED CELL PHONES. WHAT HAPPENED HERE? WAS EVERY SINGLE CAST OF CELEBRITY REHAB BUSY? I GUESS WE ARE WORKING WITH A VERYFINITION OF CELEBRITY, LOOSE DEFINITION OF TELEVISED, AXS, IS SO HIGH PROFILE WHEN YOU GOOGLE ROAST OF DEE SNIDER THE FIRST THING THAT POPS UP IS A FACEBOOK INVITE. AND YOU KNOW THAT IS NOT A JOKE. YOU KNOW THAT IS TRUE. MORE PEOPLE HAVE AN AUTOGRAPHED COPY OF TWISTED SISTER’S UNDER THE BLADE ON VINYL THAN HAVE AXS-TV, IF AXS STANDS FOR ACCESS, THEN TRUTV HAS BEEN DETHRONED AS THE MOST IRONICALLY NAMED CABLE NETWORK. JIM NORTON IS HERE TONIGHT. JIM NORTON, TIE WAS BEING, VERY, VERY NICE TO JIM EARLIER TONIGHT THEN I FOUND OUT, DESPITE HIS LOOKS, HE IS NOT DYING OF CANCER. AND IN THE LAST FEW YEARS, JIM NORTON HAS BEEN ON THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO 38 TIMES. TO PUT THAT IN PERSPECTIVE, THAT’S 38 MORE TIMES THAN CRAIG GASS. 3 MORE. CRAIG GASS IS SOMEONE YOU COULDN’T MAKE FUN OF WITHOUT WIKIPEDIA. I WENT THERE, IT IS FLAGGED BECAUSE HE IS NOT FAMOUS ENOUGH. SPEAKING OF IMPRESSIONS — ZAKK WYLDE IS HERE. [ APPLAUSE ] ZAKK WYLDE. DOES IT GET ANY BETTER THAN THAT? THIS IS THE GUY WHO REPLACED THE GUY WHO REPLACED THE DEAD GUY IN OZZIE OSBORNE’S BAND! HE IS HEAVY METAL’S FINEST RE-ENACTOR. ZAKK WYLDE’S FIRST BAND WAS NAMED STONEHENGE. A VERY APPROPRIATE NAME BEING THAT NO ONE KNOWS HOW HE GOT HERE OR HIS ACTUAL PURPOSE. YOU KNOW BETWEEN ZAKK, DEE AND ME, I CAN’T TELL IF THIS IS A ROAST OR A SASQUATCH CONVENTION. IF THE ANSWER, THE ANSWER IS THE LATTER, A SASQUATCH CONVENTION, WE’LL HAVE TO KICK OUT SCOTT IAN. IN ALL HONESTY, SCOTT IAN IS MY FAVORITE MEMBER OF ANTHRAX. AND HE IS ALSO MY FAVORITE MEMBER OF THE LOLLIPOP LEAGUE ♪♪ DIE FOR THE INDIAN ♪♪ ♪♪ DIE FOR THE INDIAN ♪♪>>SCOTT, DOES DEE TALK TO YOU ABOUT WHAT IT FEELS LOOK TO HAVE HAD A HIT SINGLE? DOES HE EVER TALK TO YOU ABOUT WHAT IT FEELS LOOK TO BE ALLOWED ON THE REALLY SCARY ROLLER COASTERS? SPEAKING OF SCAR FLORENTINE IS HERE, FOR VOICING, A RETARDED AND ANNOYING CHARACTER. MUCH CREEPIER WITHOUT THE PUPPET. LAST TIME JIM FLORENTINE WAS ON TV HE WAS BEING OFFERED LEMONADE BY CHRIS HANSEN ON “TO CATCH A PREDATOR.” KEEP HIM AWAY FROM SHANE SNIDER. SHANE SNIDER, DEE’S SON IS HERE. SHANE. YOUR DAD GOT YOUR JOB ON GROWING UP TWISTED BY FINDING A WAY TO CASH IN ONCE AGAIN ON “I WANNA ROCK” AND “WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT.” TAKE SOME ADVICE FROM YOUR DEAR UNCLE PENN, YOU ARE GONNA, WANNA, KINDA GET A REAL JOB. MAYBE AT TARGET. NO ROAST WOULD BE COMPLETE WHAT A BLOND BIMBO. SINCE WE ALREADY HAVE DEE HERE, WE THOUGHT WE WOULD BRING IN A SMART BLOND. LITA FORD IS HERE. I’M NOT REALLY GOING TO MAKE ANY JOKES ABOUT LITA, BECAUSE, I THINK EVEN I MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE OF — HER. LITA FORD IS KIDDED ONE OF THE MOST FEMALE ROCK GUITARISTS. WHICH IS, WHICH IS QUITE AN HONOR. KIND OF LOOK BEING THE TALLEST JOCKEY. NO OFFENSE, SCOTT. IF SHE WERE A MALE GUITARIST, SHE WOULD BE BARELY TOO GOOD FOR TWISTED SISTER. LITA HAS TWO CHILDREN WITH THE LAST NAME JILLETTE. I HAVE TWO CHILDREN WITH THE LAST NAME JILLETTE. I LOOK LIKE A 57-YEAR-OLD MAN. LITA LOOKS LIKE A — I’M NOT GOING TO FINISH THE JOKE BECAUSE I STILL THINK I HAVE A CHANCE OF — HER. LAST AND ABSOLUTELY LEAST, EDDIE TRUNK IS HERE. EDDIE KIDS HIMSELF A HEAVY METAL MUSIC HISTORIAN. THAT’S GREAT. CONSIDER MYSELF A SWAG POP EPIDEMIOLOGIST. THE BILE ON YOUR WEBSITE HAS 3,346 WORD. THAT’S 3,345 TOO MANY. — IT IS SUFFICIENT. YOU NOTICE, I DON’T THINK I HAVE A CHANCE OF — EDDIE. EDDIE TRUNK CAUSED THE REUNION OF TWISTED SISTER WHEN HE WANTED TO RAISE FUND FOR FIREFIGHTERS AFTER 9/11. [ APPLAUSE ]>>YEAH!>>ABSOLUTELY. NOTHING GETS YOUR MIND OFF OF DISASTER BETTER THAN DEALING WITH ANOTHER DISASTER. NOW, DEE, WE ARE GOING TO SHOW YOU — WE ARE DONE WITH THAT.>>OH, THANK YOU.>>STAND THERE LIKE A SCHMUCK. WE ARE GOING TO SEE VIDEOS FROM FRIEND WHO COULDN’T MAKE IT TONIGHT BECAUSE THEY WERE BUSY ACTUALLY HAVING CAREERS. BUT STILL WANT TO TELL YOU WHAT A DIP [ BLEEP ] YOU ARE. WE’LL SEE THOSE TOO. FIRST, LET’S SEE A VIDEO ABOUT DEE!>>WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE?>>I WANNA ROCK! ♪♪ ROCK ♪♪ ♪♪ I WANNA ROCK ♪♪ ♪♪ ROCK ♪♪ ♪♪ I WANT TO ROCK ♪♪ ♪♪ ROCK ♪♪>>COME ON, NOW LET’S HEAR IT! ♪♪ TURN IT DOWN YOU SAY ♪♪ ♪♪ ALL I GOT TO SAY TO YOU IS NO ♪♪ ♪♪ NO, NO, NO ♪♪>>IS THAT THE PROBLEM, TOO MUCH MAKEUP ON. NOW I AIN’T GOT NO MAKEUP ON. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? ♪♪ YOU CAN’T STOP ROCK ‘N’ ROLL♪ ♪♪ YOU CAN’T STOP ROCK ‘N’ ROLL♪ ♪♪ YOU CAN’T STOP ROCK ‘N’ ROLL♪ ♪♪♪♪ ♪♪ WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ♪♪ DEE SNIDER, BEEN ASKED TO COME HERE TO PRESENT MY VIEWS ON THE SUBJECT OF THE CONTENT OF CERTAIN SOUND RECORDINGS. I AM TIRED OF RUNNING INTO KIDS ON THE STREET WHO TELL ME THEY CAN’T PLAY THEIR RECORD ANY MORE BECAUSE OF MISINFORMATION, PARENT ARE BEING FED ON TV AND IN THE NEWSPAPERS. ♪♪ GROWING UP TWISTED ♪♪>>I’M WAXING MY CHEST BECAUSE I AM GOING TO BE WEARING A VERY REVEALING TOGA.>>I DO NOT FEAR WAXING.>>HE IS GOING TO BURN HIM.>>HA-HA!>>YES!>>DEE, YOU’RE FIRED! THANK YOU VERY MUCH. AND YOU ARE GOING TO BE BIG. BIGGER THAN EVER BEFORE. ♪♪ WE’RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE ♪♪>>LET’S KEEP IT MOVING. WITH OUR NEXT ACT. DEE SNIDER. ♪♪ WE DON’T WANT NOTHING NOT A THING FROM YOU ♪♪>>HOW ARE MY MANNERS? THEY CALL ME THE DUKE OF DETROIT.>>A SPECIAL SKILL OF MINE. I WAS LIKE — >>WE GOT IT. GOT IT.>>WHAT A RUSH.>>HEAVY METAL IS THE COCKROACH OF MUSIC. IT WILL NEVER DIE.>>DEE SNIDER, WHAT IS GOING ON?>>JUST DID A SONG WITH BLACK VELVET — AWE ♪♪ I WANT TO ROCK ♪♪ ♪♪ NO WE’RE AIN’T GOING TO TAKE IT ♪♪ ♪♪ WE’RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE ♪♪ [ APPLAUSE ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>DEE SNIDER! YOU KNOW WHEN DEE WAS A TEENAGER HE WAS IN A BLACK SABBATH COVER BAN. THEN HE GREW UP, HE FORMED ALICE COOPER COVER BAND. AND THEY’RE CALLED TWISTED SISTER. DEE SNIDER CONFESSED ON ONE OF HIS “LETTERMAN” APPEARANCES THAT THEY CONSIDERED NAMING THE BAND THIS, IS THAT TRUE, NAMING THE BAND THIS. IT WAS TOO EASY TO REALIZE SOME ONE YELLING THIS SUCKS. THAT IS SO FUNNY, DEE. BECAUSE TSTED SISTER SUCKS ROLLS OFF THE TONGUE. LET’S ALL TRY IT.>>TWISTED SISTER SUCKS!>>FUNNY, DEE.>>DEE SNIDER, HASN’T LED A STEREOTYPICAL ROCK STAR LIFE. HE DOESN’T DRINK. RIGHT? DOESN’T DO DRUGS. AND HE HAS BEEN FAITHFULLY MARRIED TO THE SAME WOMAN SINCE 1981. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THERE ISN’T MUCH DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DEE SNIDER’S LIFE AND THE LIFE OF AN ACCOUNTANT. WELL THAT IS NOT REALLY FAIR BECAUSE I KNOW ACCOUNTANTS WHO HAVE HAD MORE THAN TWO HIT RECORD. AS DEE KNOWS, AS DEE KNOWS I DON’T JOKE. DUFF FROM GUNS N’ ROSES IS AN ACCOUNTANT AND GUNS N’ ROSES HAS HAD MORE THAN TWO HITS, AND DUFF HAS — MORE WOMEN THAN DEE’S WIFE. DEE SNIDER IS A GRANDFATHER OF SIX CHILDREN. SIX CHILDREN. WHICH IS CRAZY BECAUSE DEE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A GRANDFATHER. HE LOOKS LIKE A GRANDMOTHER. BUT THAT’S NOT FAIR, BECAUSE THERE ARE GRANDMOTHER WHOSE HAVE HAD MORE THAN TWO HIT RECORD. DEE HAS THE HAD JUST TWO HITS. WE’RE GONNA TAKE IT AND I WANNA ROCK. WHO BUT DEE COUCEIVE OF A SONG THAT GOES EBEA, EBA, FOR BOTH VERSES AND THE CHORUSES ELIMINATING THE NEED TO USE WORD VERSE AND CHORUS AS SEPARATE TERMS. IN DEE’S WORK, VERSE AND CHORUS ARE AS INDISTINGUISHABLE AS THE PITCHES B AND B-FLAT. WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT, THE FIVE-NOTE MAJOR SCALE, OBVIOUS MAIN THEME, TIES IN NICELY WITH THE OBVIOUS LYRIC THEME AND THE LACK OF ANY SINGING ABILITY. APPARENTLY, THE “IT” IN WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE “IT” REFERS TO A MUSIC THEORY CLASS OR THE TIME TO LEARN THE SLIDE THE BAR CHORD UP A COUPLE OF FRETS. DEE STAND ON THE BACK OF TWO HITS FOR ALL OF THESE YEARS AND THESE SONGS USED A TOTAL OF 123 UNIQUE WORD. ROCK IS USED 82 TIMES. CONFISCATED IS USED ONCE. YOUR LIFE IS TRITE AND JADED. BORING AND CONFISCATED. JADED. AND CONFISCATED. DO NOT RHYME. NOW THAT IS ASSUMING YOU ARE DOING THE AABB RHYME SCHEME. I CAN’T IMAGINE DEE TRYING ANYTHING ELSE. AND DEE CAN’T IINE THERE IS ANYTHING ELSE. FAILING TO RHYME DOES NOT MEAN FAILING TO HAVE A HIT. JUST ASK ACTION JACKSON. WHICH ONLY RHYMES IF YOU ARE AFRICAN-AMERICAN IN PHILLY OR A FISHERMAN IN MAINE. EVEN AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN FISHERMAN IN MAINE CAN’T GET JADED AND CONFISCATED TO RHYME. BUT GIVE DEE A BREAK. IF YOU REALLY NEED TO USE THE WORD JADED IN YOUR SONG, AND NO ONE EVER DOES, CONFISCATED IS A FINE LACK OF RHYME. RHYMING JADED IS IMPOSSIBLE. EXCEPT FOR AIDED, GRATED, GRADED, BRAIDED, TRADED. BUT DON’T HAVE TO WORRY NOW THAT MEMORY HAS FADED. NO RHYME FOR JADED EXISTS. SO, DEE WENT WITH CONFISCATED. GOOD CHOICE. GOOD CHOICE. CLOSE ENOUGH FOR JAZZ OR IN THIS CASE, CLOSE ENOUGH FO WANNA-BE GLAM ROCK. WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT CAME OUT IN 1984, A DRY YEAR FOR HIT MUSIC. THIS SONG CAME OUT BEFORE AUTO TUNE. WAY BEFORE AUTO TUNE. SO FAR BEFORE AUTO TUNE. I GUESS IT ALSO CAME OUT BEFORE TALK BACK SO ENGINEER AND PRODUCER COULDN’T SAY, DEE YOU’RE FLAT ALL THE WAY THROUGH THIS. LET’S TRY ANOTHER TAKE. OR MAYBE — IT CAME OUT BEFORE SECOND TAKES. OR MAYBE IT CAME OUT BEFORE PITCH PIPES OR TUNING FORKS. RIGHT BEFORE HE CAME ON. THIS IS TRUE. BEFORE HE CAME ON. IKEN WITH US ON “CELEBRITY APPRENTICE” WHO DOES NOT LIKE ME, SENT A TWEET. MAKE SURE YOU TELL DEE HIS EARS ARE ABOUT AS GOOD AS LOU FERIGNOS. RHYMING JADED WITH CONFISCATED. — I HATE — RHYMES. HOW COULD SOME ONE STRETCH 6:40 WORTH OF MUSIC INTO 29 YEARS OF FAME? THAT’S $2,383, 207 MINUTES OF FAME PER MEN — MINUTE OF HIT. ANDY WARHOL GO — YOURSELF. THAT IS FAME PER UNIQUE WORD INCLUDING CONFISCATED. SHAKESPEARE AND DILLAN. GO — YOURSELVES. IF DETROIT COULD TRANSLATE THAT MILEAGE INTO REAL MILEAGE THEIR HYBRIDS WOULD GET 456,000 MILES PER GALLON. IT WOULD SOLVE CLIMATE CHANGE, WORLD HUNGER, AND CARBON FOOTPRINT, BUT NOT THAT — RHYME AND YOUR FLAT SINGING ALL THE WAY THROUGH. AS YOU KNOW, DEE WAS ONE OF THE VERY FEW ROCKERS TO ACTUALLY STAND UP FOR FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND FIGHT AGAINST TIPPER AND AL GORE AT THEIR UNCONSTITUTIONAL TIPPER STICKERS ON RECORD OF THE CONSIDERED TO BE OFFENSIVE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] MOST ROCKERS JUST BENT OVER AND IT UP THE — IT WAS DEE’S FINEST HOUR. I WATCHED AND CHEERED. IN 1985 AS FRANK ZAPPA, JOHN DENVER AND DEE SNIDER, A FINE POWER TRIO, WERE AMONG THE ONLY MUSICIANS TO GROW — AND FIGHT THOSE –. DEE SNIDER. AND TESTIFYING BEFORE CONGRESS, WAS DEE’S FINEST MOMENT. REALLY GREAT, DEE. GREAT, DEE. VERY IMPORTANT. THE CONGRESSIONAL HEARINGS WOULD ALSO BE THE LAST TIME DEE PERFORMED IN FRONT OF A SELLOUT CROWD. JADED AND CONFISCATED RHYME YOU — IT DOES NOT RHYME. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>STAY TUNED FOR MORE FROM THE ♪♪ I WANNA ROCK ♪♪

100 thoughts on “Revolver/Guitar World Rock N Roll Roast of Dee Snider PART 1

  1. weather you wrote someone an introduction or not has nothing to do with weather they need an introduction. this makes absolutely no sense.

  2. Wow…. That crowd is fucking terrible. I mean if Zakk Wylde walked in the same room as me I'd be screaming like a little fucking girl.

  3. bahahahahaha jaded and fucking confiscaded dont fucking rhyme, i fucking hate shitty rhymes hahahahahaha 😛 dee snydeer is number fucking one

  4. Penn was really good. He shouldv'e shaved a good 2-3 minutes of "jaded/confiscated" off. It's not a bad r n'r lyric. No one needs TS to be Byron or Yeats, and say those words, its pretty close to a rhyme. But his dissection of TS's song structures was right on. I'm a fan, but it is what is it is. "We're not gonna take it. Apparantly 'it' is a music theory class, or the time to slide the barre chord up a few frets". Also "If Lita was male, she's just good enough to be too good for TS" lol

  5. Por mas que miro y miro Roasts no entiendo bien el concepto, si le quiero putear a alguien voy a intentarlo haciendo chistes agrios???

  6. Penn… C'mon man, "confiscated" does rhyme with "jaded". In English, when a "t" is between two vowels starting an unstressed syllable, it sounds like a "d". Like "butter" sounds like "budder", "waited" sounds like "waded", etc… Only if you slow the word down and forcefully articulate the "t" in "confiscated" does it not rhyme. Learn some linguistics bro.

  7. I suggest The people who lost their health insurance over Obma lying,should send hate mail to Dee Snider for supporting Obama .Stupid Dirtbag.

  8. Penn goes off on him for the "jaded / confiscated" thing… but as he's offering up better rhymes he mentions the word "berated." Same damn problem, Penn. Rhymes are overrated, assonance is where it's at.

  9. Two hits…standing up to congress against censorship and being a good family man. 

    Not a bad way to be remembered. 

  10. "I just did a song with Black Veil Brides."  Hah gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy.  Sorry, couldn't help it.

  11. Autotune used to be those tape decks that when you fast forwarded or re-wound the tape, it would find the blank space between the songs and stop then play the next song.

  12. 17:13

    The Filthy Fifteen, Cyndi Lauper's She-Bop is listed along Venom and Mercyful Fate. Madonna and Sheena Easton also make the cut.. where the hell is Slayer? The PMRC were an unbelievable joke.

  13. seeing his Mrs I can understand why he didn't look elsewhere. But respect to Dee…some may argue the band were not the most talented but they were good (I can remember them from back in the day), but he had the balls to get in front of Congress…check out that video  owned those guys….Snider / Denver / Zapper saved not only rock but all music, and to an extent free speech…

  14. My first concert: DIO with Twisted Sister, Last in Line/Stay Hungry tour…Awesome!! Saw 'em again with Iron Maiden on the Powerslave/Stay Hungry tour…Awesome!!

  15. When I was growing up, there was a rumour that Dee had died in a car crash, because his har hair was tangled up in the steering wheel 🙂

  16. how in hell can any one can consider Dee Snyder a rocker ? his music sucks.he is not metal. teeny bopper music for 10 year olds.

  17. And yes the Metal Industry had to just make a joke out of itself to follow up the REAL ROAST in a horrible way!…… even if they want to make such a show why cant they just no overdo it and make it not look like oh im sorry to be here……

  18. MY F**KING GOD!!!!! Is it me or does Penn Gillette look like cross between a college professor & a FAT ASS VERSION OF HOWARD STERN? Why in the hell didn't anyone else roast him? I would've LOVED to hear what Lita Ford has to say about Dee Snider. Even Zakk Wylde or Scott Ian of ANTHRAX would've got me laughing my a$$ off. Dee Snider is soooooooooo SUPER COOL & for the person who sought Dee could've did better as far as finding a wife like Suzette I got a few choice words for YOU: R U F**CKING RETARDED? She is a major BABE in my book!!!!!!:). She is the ULTIMATE MILF 2 ME. As for Twisted Sister they were a gr8 band for it's time in the 80'$ and I loved them for that. 80'$ rock and metal at that time was PURE MAGICAL. Good thing I got Sirius XM to listen to all this gr8 stuff from my time: The 80'$ and the old videos from the good old days of MTV to watch on YouTube. Peace out y'all and long live rock and metal.

  19. Goddammit, these my fellow metalheads cannot seem to fucking pronounce words. It's not a DIE-ess upon which they stand. It's a goddamn DAY-iss (dais)! Yeah, DIE-es is the second pronunciation….but it's a shitty one and there's a reason it's second….because it sucks. Seriously, Rock Gods, put your noses in a fucking book. Please!

  20. I love that quote from Dee Heavy Metal is the Cockroach of music it will never die! 😂 👍 👊 👏 🎃😈💀👿 LOL Mark UK

  21. Penn Jellettes musical analysis just described pretty much most of the industry now. Dee contributed to lowering the bar.

  22. Penne sucked.I mean seriously failed. Those two hits are among my favorite of all time from my high school years and I was limited in my hair band appreciation.I was more Maiden, Priest, Ozzy, and Rush back then.

  23. Joan Jett and Lita Ford are the legendary Ladies of Rockdom, next to Ann and Nancy Hart, Doro, and Wendy O Williams- EVERY female rocker owes them a debt of gratitiude.

  24. Did he really have to make a joke about Randy Rhoads death like that I know it was a joke about Zakk but it made me cringe 🤔

  25. DAYUM! I said, "GOT'damn!!" This was supposed to be the Ultimate Gathering of people that "ALLEGEDLY" know how to have a good time. Fucking sourpuss ass fucking BABIES!! After this, I'ma go back and watch, "Dee Snyder gets REVENGE." Yeah. Hardly anybody laughed. Dee fucking BOMBED, as a comedian, BUTT Dee was fucking RIGHT. All these fucking pussy ass bitches can dish it out, but they cain't fuckin' TAKE IT!! How ironic. Dee, I salute you.

  26. Oh, shit. Well, hang on…I retract my last statement about NOBODY cool being there. Zakk fucking Wylde. Sense of humor. The only motherfucker in attendance that can lighten up enough to fucking laugh at himself. Zakky Boy, you just made this monumental waste of farts pretty much almost worth it. Fuck you and your fucking smiley ass face, Zakk! I was ready to stay pissed off all damn night. DAMN!!

  27. Yo, PENN! Jaded and Confiscated is a SLANT rhyme. You'd know that if you had Ms. Fikes for creative writing class, but apparently you wipe your ass with a fucking toothpick.

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