Rap Song – SNL


[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>UH, UH. IT’S THAT NEW TRACK.
NEW MONEY CREW. CASH STACK RECORDS.
REPRESENT. ♪♪♪
BIG CHRIS!>>WITH SHANTASIA.
>>FEATURING YOUR BOY, YUNG BITCH.
>>HERE IT COMES. PRINSEXXXY ON THE TRACK
HOLDIN’ IT DOWN ♪>>SNO’CONE!
>>YEAH. THEY UP ON THIS TRACK, TOO.
Y’ALL AIN’T NEVER HEARD THIS MANY EMCEES.
YO, HERE WE GO. YO.
>>SLOPPY MOSES ALSO PART OF THIS.
BRINGING THAT WEST COAST STANK.>>HIM TOO.
AND THAT’S MORE THAN ENOUGH NOW. ♪♪♪
YEAH.>>BIG CHRIS.
>>SHANTASIA.>>YUNG BITCH!
>>WITH PRINSEXXXY.>>WHOLE LOT OF PEOPLE.
>>SNO’CONE!>>MARCI JAMZ.
>>AND SLOPPY MOSES. ♪ AND THEN WE CUT IT OFF
THERE, UH ♪ ♪♪♪
>>I MEAN, WE MORE THAN COVERED ON THIS PARTICULAR TRACK.
AND YO, DON’T THINK I AIN’T NOTICE YOU TRYING TO FLY UNDER
THE RADAR, MARCI JAMZ! I SEE YOU.
♪ I SEE NEW MONEY CREW ROLLS DEEP ♪
>>I MEAN, MAYBE TOO DEEP? I DON’T KNOW.
♪♪♪ FEATURING KING KEEF ♪
>>NO! THIS TRACK IS FULL, MAN.
THERE AIN’T NO VACANCY, B!>>KING KEEF DOES NOT ACCEPT
THAT! BROUGHT THE WHOLE HOODLUMZ SQUAD
TO THIS TRACK!>>HOODLUMZ!
>>WHERE YOU AT, L’IL NITWIT?>>KEEP IT GREASY, Y’ALL.
>>WHAT HAPPENED THERE?>>WITH 2 BLACK GUYS.
>>BAD NAME!>>WOO!
>>AND HAWT CLOWN. [ BLEEP ].
WHAT IT IS?>>PREGNASTY!
>>NO!>>AND Y’ALL DON’T FORGET BOUT
YA BOY SKIFFLE! BOW-YA-YA-YA-YACK!
>>OH, SKIFFLE.>>YO, DEFINITELY AIN’T NO ROOM
FOR SKIFFLE.>>YO, SKIFFLE, SING!
♪♪♪>>AND YOU KNOW KATY PERRY ON
THE TRACK.>>WITH KATHLEEN BELL.
>>UH, MAYBE NOT KATHLEEN BELL. ♪♪♪
♪ HERE WE GO NEW MUSIC ♪
>>WITH ESSENTIALLY SIMON, MODERN DAY WITCH.
BRINING THOSE MUSING LIKE: “NOTHING’S MORE DANGEROUS THAN A
GENIUS WITH MONEY.>>WHATEVER.
ANYBODY ELSE? ♪♪♪
>>DAVID S. PUMPKINS!>>NO!
>>YES.>>ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY COULD
STAY, YOU KNOW, LET’S JUST KEEP IT ORDERLY.
ALL RIGHT. FIND A PLACE TO POP IN, ALL
RIGHT? HERE WE GO —
♪ BIG CHRIS ON THE MIC ♪ [ RAPPING OVER EACH OTHER ]
>>STOP! STOP!
THAT DID NOT WORK. IT’S LIKE I SAID, THERE’S TOO
MANY PEOPLE ON THIS TRACK. I’M SORRY, Y’ALL.
>>DAT SNATCH OUT! PEACE!
>>WHO THIS?>>ANY QUESTIONS?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

100 thoughts on “Rap Song – SNL

  1. Big Chris- One Voice (ft. Shantasia, Yung Bitch, Prinsexxxy, Sno-cone, Sloppy Moses, Marci Jamz, King Keef, Lil Nitwit, 2 Black Guyz, Hawt Clown, Pregnasty, Skiffle, Katy Perry+ Kathleen Bell, Essentially Simon, David S Pimpkins, and Dat Snatch)

  2. Is Kathleen Bell an actual well known person? Never heard of her. Google got a bunch of people, none seem too famous. Is this just a character the comedian made up…like "just some random middle aged white woman that's completely out of place"?

  3. This sketch is a brilliant meta-critique of how crowded the SNL cast can get, nowadays, and how difficult it is to give each performer their due.

  4. I listened to David S. Pimpkins new album and IT'S FIRE! 休
    What's your favorite track from the album? Mine's 'Candy Rapper.' XD

  5. SMART SKIT, READ BETWEEN THE LINES! HIP HOP IS ABOUT TO CHANGE AGAIN BECAUSE THIS FORM IS "POP" AND BLUE EYED PC PERVERTED.

  6. Rock lookin up all the time because he's a method actor. It's cuz every rapper he's studied from is shorter than him.

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