President Obama’s Anger Translator at White House Correspondent’s Dinner


I often joke about tensions between me and
the press, but honestly, what they say doesn’t bother me. I understand we’ve got an adversarial
system. I’m a mellow sort of guy. And that’s why I invited Luther, my anger
translator, to join me here tonight. (Laughter and applause.) [LUTHER ENTERS] LUTHER: Hold on to your lily-white butts.
(Laughter.) THE PRESIDENT: In our fast-changing world,
traditions like the White House Correspondents’ Dinner are important. LUTHER: I mean, really, what is this dinner?
(Laughter.) And why am I required to come to it? (Laughter.) Jeb Bush, do you really
want to do this? (Laughter.) THE PRESIDENT: Because despite our differences,
we count on the press to shed light on the most important issues of the day. LUTHER: And we can count on Fox News to terrify
old white people with some nonsense! (Laughter.) “Sharia law is coming to Cleveland. Run
for the damn hills!” (Laughter.) Y’all, it’s ridiculous. (Laughter.) THE PRESIDENT: We won’t always see eye to
eye. LUTHER: Oh, and CNN, thank you so much for
the wall-to-wall Ebola coverage. For two whole weeks, we were one step away from the Walking
Dead. (Laughter.) And then you all got up and just moved on to the next day. That was
awesome. Oh, and by the way, just if you haven’t noticed, you don’t have Ebola! (Laughter.) THE PRESIDENT: But I still deeply appreciate
the work that you do. LUTHER: Ya’ll remember when I had that big,
old hole in the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico and then I plugged it? Remember that? Which
“Obama’s Katrina” was that one? Was that 19? Or was it 20? Because I can’t remember.
(Laughter.) THE PRESIDENT: Protecting our democracy is
more important than ever. For example, the Supreme Court ruled that the donor who gave
Ted Cruz 6 million dollars was just exercising free speech. LUTHER: Yeah, that’s the kind of speech
like this, “I just wasted six million dollars.” (Laughter and applause.) THE PRESIDENT: And it’s not just Republicans.
Hillary will have to raise huge sums of money, too. LUTHER: Oh, yes. She’s gonna get that money.
She’s gonna get all the money. Khaleesi is coming to Westeros. (Laughter and applause.)
So watch out! (Laughter.) THE PRESIDENT: The nonstop focus on billionaire
donors creates real problems for our democracy. LUTHER: And that’s why we’re running for
a third term! (Laughter.) THE PRESIDENT: No, we’re not. LUTHER: We’re not? THE PRESIDENT: No. LUTHER: Who the hell said that? (Laughter.) THE PRESIDENT: But we do need to stay focused
on some big challenges, like climate change. LUTHER: Hey, listen, ya’ll, if you haven’t
noticed, California is bone dry. (Laughter.) It looks like a trailer for the new “Mad
Max” movie up in there. (Laughter.) Ya’ll think that Bradley Cooper came here because
he wants to talk to Chuck Todd? (Laughter.) He needed a glass of water. Come on! (Laughter
and applause.) THE PRESIDENT: The science is clear. Nine
of the ten hottest years ever came in the last decade. LUTHER: Now, I’m not a scientist, but I
do know how to count to 10. (Laughter.) THE PRESIDENT: Rising seas, more violent storms. LUTHER: We’ve got mosquitos. Sweaty people
on the train, stinking it up. It’s just nasty. (Laughter.) THE PRESIDENT: I mean, look at what’s happening
right now. Every serious scientist says we need to act. The Pentagon says it’s a national
security risk. Miami floods on a sunny day, and instead of doing anything about it, we’ve
got elected officials throwing snowballs in the Senate! LUTHER: Okay, Mr. President. Okay, I think
they’ve got it, bro. THE PRESIDENT: It is crazy! What about our
kids? What kind of stupid, shortsighted, irresponsible bull— (Laughter and applause.) LUTHER: Wow! Hey! (Applause.) THE PRESIDENT: What?! LUTHER: All due respect, sir. You don’t
need an anger translator. (Laughter.) You need counseling. (Laughter.) So I’m out
of here, man. I ain’t trying to get into all this. (Laughter.) THE PRESIDENT: Go. (Applause.) LUTHER: He crazy. (Laughter and applause.) THE PRESIDENT: Luther, my anger translator,
ladies and gentlemen. (Applause.)

100 thoughts on “President Obama’s Anger Translator at White House Correspondent’s Dinner

  1. People keep saying it's sad to see him go. They say he was the most chill president ever. That's nice and all, but that's not what we need. We need a president who cares about this country. Obama divided this country by race. Mr. Trump is trying to fix what Obama destroyed. Just give him a chance. The media is trying to make him seem horrible, but he's not. He truly cares for us. TRUMP 2020!! 🇺🇲

  2. Ahh yes the Obama era
    A time when you could go to sleep at night and never had to worry.
    A President who could SPEAK properly.
    A president who’s wife loves him and hold his hand in public…and spell his wife name right.
    And a president who loves his kids.
    2008-2016 R.I.P
    Now 2019 WTF happen?

  3. Obama: "rising seas"…..so me, Michael Robinson and the goonie goo goo kids are buying a $14 Million mansion in Martha's Vineyard, a beach, coastal town where all the rich powerful folk live……rising waters huh? $14 million wasted or money laundering??? Enquiring minds aren't stupid….

  4. Man, imagine the backlash if Trump did this sort of thing. Screw the democrats bro, not like they're true Americans anyway.

  5. So nobody knows that, but this was the night that Obama teased trump so much, that when he left he immediately called his boys and registered the phrase 'make America great again' started the whole process, right there that night. Look it up how Obama roasts the guy.

  6. Got to love someone as a person not as others would mostly news outlets for their needy attention grabbing emotional spins.
    First black President. Most people want to act like that does not matter. It does. It always has. Some people people to this day are still running on hate.

  7. Coolest president ever……oh And a murderer…..but we can look past that cause he was so cool. Death doesn't matter.

    I'm sure someone, will find a way to turn that into a positive, or other president's did it too.

  8. How much money did he get out of saline 20% as a detainee em to the Russians Julius fact I have to ask myself when these people talk about responsibility and accountability but being a politician you never believe them anyway

  9. and blessed them and called them Mankind in THE DAY they WERE created. And Adam lived ONEhundred and THIRTY YEARS"*;*"AND begot A son IN his OWN likeness"*;*"after HIS image, and named his Seth. After he begot Seth, the days of Adam were

  10. “ THATS WHY WE RUNNIN’ FOR OUR THIRD TERM “
    “ no no , no we’re not “
    “ we not ?! WHO THE HELL SAID THATTTTT “
    💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  11. It’s been four years…. why and how am I here… I’ve been watching slime and pen pal videos and this just shows up in my recommended….. 😐

  12. Wow, Obama spent more time practicing this than he did doing anything good for America 😔 we don’t need a “cool” present, we need one that will get things done!🙄Obama might as well of wore pajamas instead of a suit 😒

  13. I’m Canadian and let me tell you the one time I didn’t hate America and all its willing I inhabitants was when this man was representing them all

  14. If only we could once again get a REAL PRESIDENT THAT IS SMART N LOYAL TO THE CONSTITUTION N DEMOCRACY AS WELL AS THE RULE OF LAW.WE NEED TO RID THE RUSSIAN OPERATIVE IN THE OVAL OFC

  15. i bet obama would be a damn good actor. it is astonishing how he can keep a straight face. just imagine what he looks like when hes acting lol

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