Kitten Yoga Pt. 2


WE’RE AT BRADSHAW ANIMAL SHELTER THIS MORNING DOING KITTEN YOGA AND I’M GOING TO TALK TO — ARE YOU SEEING ALL THESE KITTENS RUNNING AROUND. HI, WHAT’S YOUR NAME? SKY. IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME DOING KITTEN YOGA? YEAH. ARE YOU HAVING SO MUCH FUN? YEAH. WHICH ONE’S YOUR FAVORITE KITTEN? I LIKE THAT FLUFFY ONE. I KNOW BECAUSE THEY’RE SO SHY HUH. YEAH. WELL WE ARE AT BRADSHAW DOING KITTEN YOGA THIS MORNING. LET ME GRAB JANUARY IN A. OKAY. LOOK THIS CAT’S GOING TO EAT MY SHOES LIKE EDY MY DOG. WE’RE DOING YOGA PREPARATION FOR OUR UP COMING EVENT. WHISKERS AND WINE SEPTEMBER 30TH. IT IS OUR BIG FUNDRAISER. IT GOES TO TAKE CARE OF CATS LIKE THIS FOR MEDICAL COSTS ALL KINDS OF STUFF SO WE TRY TO RAISE A TON OF MONEY. ONE OF THE THINGS THAT YOU CAN BID ON IS YOUR VERY OWN SESSION OF KITTEN YOGA. I’M GOING TO PUT THIS KITTY CAT DOWN. IS IT A PRIVATE SESSION? SO WE’LL HOLD A SESSION HERE BUT YOU GET TO POPULATE IT WITH YOUR FRIENDS, CO-WORKERS OR IF YOU WANTED A ONE ON ONE SESSION AND YOU GET ALL THE KITTENS TO YOURSELF. I WOULD DO THAT BUT I THINK THAT’S LIKE A STRANGE REQUEST TO BE BLATANTLY HONEST WITH YOU. WHAT I SAW ON THE SIGNS IS YOU GUYS NEED FOSTER PARENTS TOO. IF YOU CAN’T COMMIT TO ONE OF THESE ANIMALS FULL TIME. SO WE GET KITTENS IN BRAND NEW LITTERS. KITTENS THAT ARE UNDER WEIGHT AND DON’T REALLY — THEY’RE NOT SAFE IN A SHELTER ENVIRONMENT. WE NEED FOSTER HOMES THAT WILL TAKE THE KITTENS IN. WE TAKE CARE OF ALL THE MEDICAL COSTS, ALL THE FOOD, EVERYTHING. ALL YOU DO IS LOVE THEM, FEED THEM, FATTEN THEM UP AND BRING THEM IN WHEN THEY’RE READY TO BE ADOPTED AND WE TAKE OVER FROM THERE. IT’S A GREAT WAY TO. A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE FOSTER FAILS WHERE THEY END UPKEEPING THE CATS. SO BASICALLY MARIANNE WE’RE TALKING TO YOU WE NEED YOU TO TAKE 30 KITTENS. DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT IT’S GOING TO BE FINE. IT’S GOING TON FINE. IF SHE’S READY THAT WOULD BE GREAT. YEAH, AND AGAIN IN CASE THEY MISSED OUR EARLIER SEGMENT WHERE CAN THEY GET TICKETS TO THE FUNDRAISER? WHISKERSANDWINESACRAMENTO.ORG. $100 FOR V.I.P.. TO HANG OUT WITH YOU. WELL YEAH, I MEAN WE CHARGE MORE FOR THAT. AT A DISCOUNTED GOOD DAY RATE $100 TO HANG OUT WITH ME. IT’S SO MUCH FUN. THESE KITTY CATS ARE JUMPING ON RANDOM PEOPLE. HOPPING ALL OVER THE PLACE. LOOK AT THIS SNUGGLE FEST RIGHT HERE. BEST DAY EVER. SO IF YOU LOVE KITTY CATS YOU CAN BID TO HAVE YOUR OWN KITTY YOGA SESSION. INVITE YOUR FRIENDS. INVITE YOUR ENEMIES I DON’T KNOW YOUR LIFE. THAT IS AWESOME. OR YOU CAN BECOME A FOSTER WHICH YOU COULD PLAY KITTEN YOGA EVERY DAY. DO KITTEN YOGA ALL THE TIME. I’M PROBABLY GOING TO GO TO JAIL SOON FOR ANIMAL HORDING BUT I

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