If Bollywood Songs Were Rap


(bollywood music) ♪ Every rapper talking bout
the shape of her body ♪ ♪ Every movie plot about her
wedding, that’s her shaadi ♪ ♪ Call me smart ♪ ♪ Before you call me hottie ♪ ♪ I’m a woman with a story ♪ ♪ Yo, you should get to know me ♪ ♪ ‘Cause I hustle hard, fight back ♪ ♪ Reject any labels ♪ ♪ I’m able to do what I please ♪ ♪ I reject fables ♪ ♪ Ain’t no need to save me ♪ ♪ Keep your horse in the stable ♪ ♪ What position I like? ♪ ♪ Huh? ♪ ♪ The head of the table ♪ ♪ My sister got double D’s ♪ ♪ Her ambition even bigger ♪ ♪ Shawty got hella thighs ♪ ♪ Her resilience even thicker ♪ ♪ I ate some carbs ♪ ♪ My booty grew quicker ♪ ♪ I got phat stretch marks ♪ ♪ Yaar minu koi ne fikar ♪ ♪ This body is mine ♪ ♪ You can’t make me feel ugly ♪ ♪ Only thing gotta change is your mind ♪ ♪ If you judge me ♪ ♪ Light or dark skin it’s a win ♪ ♪ It don’t bug me ♪ ♪ Don’t need fair and lovely ♪ ♪ Because I love me ♪ ♪ In a skirt, in a shirt ♪ ♪ In a sweater, in a vest ♪ ♪ Don’t matter if I cover
or expose my chest ♪ ♪ These beasts best learn
how to catch they breath ♪ ♪ ‘Cause this beauty decides
who will be her guest ♪ ♪ What’s under this bra? ♪ ♪ Tatas that need consent ♪ ♪ If it ain’t your body ♪ ♪ I don’t need yuh two cents ♪ ♪ Yo, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight cents ♪ ♪ Keep your money ♪ ♪ Just make respect common sense ♪ (bollywood music) ♪ My life gets so out of control ♪ ♪ When I’m offline I ain’t hashtag goals ♪ ♪ Got 20 problems I made up in my head ♪ ♪ Anxiety sleeps next to me in my bed ♪ ♪ Your kid is 25 ♪ ♪ Not married, no kids ♪ ♪ Your Massi ji won’t
stay out your business ♪ ♪ I dip my samosa in ketchup no doubt ♪ ♪ Thing is when I do, all
the stuffing falls out ♪ ♪ Your daughter wore a dress ♪ ♪ What will people say? ♪ ♪ Hopefully they’re impressed ♪ ♪ She don’t skip leg day ♪ ♪ Your waiter brings the cheque ♪ ♪ Hasn’t been pay day ♪ ♪ You ate a salad ♪ ♪ They wanna split it three ways ♪ ♪ Listen, you good ♪ ♪ All is well ♪ ♪ And if it ain’t, tell
someone, ask for some help ♪ ♪ Man, eff taboos ♪ ♪ Take care of yourself ♪ ♪ Everything means nothing
without mental health ♪ ♪ So if you cry in the
shower, lemme hear you say ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Hey, hey ♪ ♪ It’s okay, rinse off ♪ ♪ You a mother effin’ Bawse ♪ ♪ Everything gonna be okay ♪ ♪ Now let me hear you say ♪ ♪ All is well ♪ ♪ All is well ♪ ♪ Let me hear you say, all is well ♪ ♪ All is well ♪ ♪ Let me hear you say, all is well ♪ ♪ All is well ♪ ♪ Let me hear you say, all is well ♪ ♪ Let me, let me, let me hear you say ♪ (phone ringing) (bollywood music) – Oh Lilly, one more remix. ♪ There’s a lot of people here ♪ ♪ But all I see is you ♪ ♪ I dated a ting or two ♪ ♪ But boy you something new ♪ ♪ Wanna get a ring from you ♪ ♪ And turn you into boo ♪ ♪ You the type of sexy dude ♪ ♪ To make me say “I do” ♪ ♪ Jawline sharp ♪ ♪ Looking smart ♪ ♪ Smile is a work of art ♪ ♪ Doing laps, I’m off track ♪ ♪ Rainbow road ♪ ♪ Mario Kart ♪ ♪ I’m trying to make you notice me ♪ ♪ I’m wondering what you think of me ♪ ♪ You really got me focusing ♪ ♪ But then a queen winks at me ♪ ♪ She rock my world ♪ ♪ This stunning girl ♪ ♪ You see her hair ♪ ♪ That effing hair ♪ ♪ I start to stare ♪ ♪ A girl I swear ♪ ♪ You got me sprung and I don’t care ♪ ♪ Drop a hint, gimmie a sign ♪ ♪ You can whistle, I don’t mind ♪ ♪ Can we fall hard over time? ♪ ♪ Or will you call me Galentine? ♪ ♪ Girl you bad, bad, bad ♪ ♪ Looking like that, that ♪ ♪ Found you on insta ♪ ♪ And I double tap that ♪ ♪ Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap that ♪ ♪ Now I feel like I
gotta have, have that ♪ ♪ Hey baby boo ♪ ♪ I will battle for you ♪ ♪ Take you on a vacay ♪ ♪ When you say any day ♪ ♪ Round the world girl
I will travel for you ♪ (whistle blows) (silence) (bollywood music) ♪ Hey boy, can I have your number ♪ ♪ We can satisfy each other ♪ ♪ Hey girl, can I have your cell ♪ ♪ I think we would work very well ♪ ♪ Baggy jeans, killer kicks ♪ ♪ Lacy bra, I am that chick ♪ ♪ I do both, no need to pick ♪ ♪ Gimmie ladies, gimmie ♪ ♪ I swear that that girl just winked ♪ ♪ I swear that that boy just winked ♪ ♪ I swear that that girl just winked ♪ ♪ I swear that that boy just winked ♪ – Yo, hope you enjoyed this video because I worked so, so, so hard on them! And, I will be performing
all of these songs at YouTube FanFest on Saturday in Mumbai, so make sure you check
out the Live Stream, what else you gonna do? Last video, over there. Second vlog channel, there. And make sure you subscribe, because we makin’ videos out here fam. One love Lilly, that is a wrap. And zoop! Whoo!

100 thoughts on “If Bollywood Songs Were Rap

  1. Ahhhhhh! I went through so much to make this video happen! From corrupted footage to jet lag, to costumes! I hope you enjoyed it! If so, which song was your favourite?! Comment below and let me know my loves. Thanks for watching!!

  2. β€œDon’t need fair and lovely because I already love me” only true brown ppl know what fair band lovely is πŸ˜‚πŸ’•

  3. Among all videos , this is the video that made me love LILY SING more . Didn't know that she was a singer, wishing and advising her to enter the music industry. Saying sorry to the racists, they ain't enjoying the Superwoman flavour very awesome. Please Lilly do this favour for us , your channel subscribers and enter music industry just wanna see you rock. Love you!!!!!!

  4. You are like cardy b❀❀❀❀❀❀😍😍😍😍

    You are the best

  5. I honestly thought the raps were going to be in Hindi or Punjabi. But I still got impressed by the lyrics. <3

  6. I was hoping the first one was part of a whole song but I guess like nicki Minaj's verse in Monster it's just too powerful to be a whole 3 minutes.

  7. This is osmmm ….mindblowing nd u represent our indian culture nd we r proud to hv u. Proud to b Indian nd luv u lily❀❀

  8. @1:07
    In a skirt, in a shirt
    In a sweater, in a vest
    Don’t matter if I cover or expose my chest!

    Hit! hit! hit! spit fire Lilly πŸ”₯

  9. Actually want this to be a real original on Apple Music and Spotify so I can download and not use my data to listen to it on YouTube love you lilly❀️

  10. All the three raps are awesomeπŸ‘Œ
    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚mainly in the third rap when you suddenly changed your crush from the boy to girl

  11. 1:38 it’s funny because she makes a funny face πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I’m going to slit my wrists

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