Honest Trailers – 300


Can you believe it? We’ve made 50 of these dumb things! From the
guy who made Batman comics cool again and the guy who’ll probably make Batman
movies suck again comes a film based on a graphic novel based on an older film based on ancient Greek propaganda based on a true story… 300. Before the release of the unnecessary sequel
on a boat revisit the movie that made guys everywhere
feel really out of shape. Meet the Spartans, a society built on reason, sit ups, and child abuse. Led by Leonidas, cinema’s yelliest king “This is Sparta!” “Spartans!” “No mercy!” “No!” “Regroup!” “Stay on!” “Tonight we dine in hell!” Who hails from the Scottish part of Greece? “We’ve been sharing our culture with you all
morning.” Watch as Leonidas and his 300 closest gym
buddies stand against the might of Xerxes, a hairless giant with an entire jewelry store
on his face and a voice that sounds like he’s in the
witness protection program. “I will erase even the memory of Sparta from
the histories.” Lace up your sandals for a blend of historical
truth and Zack Snyder nonsense, mixing real Greek battle formations qith crazy ninja spin moves, real Spartan councils with sexy stripper oracles, and actual Persian fighting units With mutant Persian goat men? Huh? Oil up for the most confusing thing to happen
to teenage boys since calculus class, full of homoerotic undertones like Men wearing thongs Men getting speared with phallic objects Men holding hands Men holding men tenderly from behind Men letting it hang Men getting all wet in the rain Men getting all sweaty on the beach. Men playing two flutes at the same time Men saying things like this: “A fine thrust.” or this: “Your Athenian rivals will kneel at your feet
if you will but kneel at mine.” And a male-to-female nipple ratio of 600 to
4. Man, I haven’t seen a movie this deep in
the closet since Top Gun! “I am dangerous!” So get pumped for a dumb movie that’s only
cool because of Zack Snyder’s bag of overused visual tricks featuring… Dramatic falling stuff Instagram filters And suuuper sloooow moootion. Come on! I might as well be reading the book! Starring… Gerard Butt Nick Fury 6 through 300 Dhalsim Emperor Herpetine “Hey, You Guys” Cersei Lannister? McNulty? and Michael Fassbender?! 300 One cool looking movie and now he gets to
make Batman vs. Superman? Great. Thanks for watching our 50th Honest Trailer. Who knows – maybe someday we’ll make it to
300! Hehe, get it? Ugh. Please don’t forget to subscribe.

100 thoughts on “Honest Trailers – 300

  1. Feb. 25, 2014:
    Thanks for watching our 50th HT! Who knows, maybe someday we'll make it to 300!

    5 years later..

    Honest Trailers | MCU
    300th Honest Trailer!

  2. U guys made it to 300 honest trailers.. Congratulations๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ now that's historyโค๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ

  3. "Actual Persian fighting units with .. mutant.. Persian.. goat men..?!" This is gold, watched it like 5 times just for that line xD hilarious

  4. I couldnโ€™t believe that xerxes was played by the hot guy that Laura Linney was in love with in โ€œLove Actuallyโ€! Awesome…

  5. This is an example of a fun dumb movie. Don't expect historical accuracy or a deep plot. Just a crazy amount of carnage.

  6. Why are all the comments just people mentioning funny parts of the video?
    Why do said comments have literally thousands of likes?!
    And why does anyone like 300?!?!

  7. Hey you guys! Hilfuckinarious ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ I'm Wisconsin Lonnie and I approve this message โ„ข

  8. ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ‘ปHellboy๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‹โ˜บ๐Ÿ”ฎHellboy๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ”ฎThank you๐Ÿ’•

  9. Yelliest king ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  10. THIS IS NOT JUST A FUNNY HONEST TRAILER BUT ALSO A FAIR AND PRECISE REVIEW OF ONE OF THE MOST LAUGHABLE AND RIDICULOUS MOVIES EVER MADE BASED ON A "NOVEL" THAT IS JUST AS LAUGHABLE AND RIDICULOUS AS THE MOVIE BASED ON IT. BOTH FRANK MILLER AND ZACK SNYDER CAN GO TO HELL.

  11. "Revisit the movie that made guys everywhere ….. feel really out of shape"
    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ True

  12. Athenian Boy-Lovers ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ I don't like greeks but have full respect for Leonidas. What a legendary King.

  13. Zack Snyder is riding on the success of two good action movies he made – 300 and Dawn of the Dead… unbelievable

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