High School Theatre Show with Emma Stone – SNL


>>>WELCOME, EVERYONE, TO
WOODBRIDGE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT THEATER SHOWCASE.
>>WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY US, THE STUDENTS.
>>AND YES, IT IS VERY HARD FOR US TO BE UP HERE DOING THEATER
IN THIS CURRENT POLITICAL CLIMATE.
>>BUT NOW MORE THAN EVER WE ARTISTS CANNOT AND WILL NOT BE
SILENCED. SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO PLEASE
ENJOY OUR SHOW. NOW MORE THAN EVER WE ARTISTS
CANNOT AND WILL NOT BE SILENCED. ♪♪♪
>>WE OPEN ON A VERY DARK DAY FOR THE WORLD.
OKAY, JEWS. LET’S GO!
>>MOMMY, DO WE HAVE TO?>>YES, HONEY, THAT’S THE RULES
OF THE HOLOCAUST.>>OKAY, MOMMY.
MOMMY, ONE MORE QUESTION. WHAT YEAR IS IT AGAIN?
>>HONEY, YOU KNOW WHAT YEAR IT IS.
IT’S 2017.>>SURPRISE!
♪♪♪>>OH MY GOD.
>>I ALWAYS FORGET HOW BAD THESE ARE.
>>THAT ONE KIND OF MADE A GOOD POINT, THOUGH.
>>THEY CAN NEVER KNOW YOU SAID THAT.
♪♪♪>>LOOK, LOOK!
IT’S KYLIE JENNER! CAN I GET A SELFIE?
CAN I GET A SELFIE? LOOK, LOOK, IT’S CHRIS
HEMSWORTH! CAN I GET A SELFIE?
CAN GET A SELFIE?>>LOOK, LOOK, IT’S — A
SCIENTIST.>>EH, NO THANKS.
WOW! ♪♪♪
>>THE PROGRAM SAYS TONIGHT’S PROCEEDS GO TO STANDING ROCK.
LET’S GET THOSE NATIVE AMERICANS THE PIPELINE THEY WANT.
>>YEAH, I DON’T THINK THEY KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING THERE.
>>ME HOW. MY WAY PEROT IN SHOE.
>>NAI SA NON PEROT MAI.>>PEROT.
HOW SHI. HOW SHI.
AND SCENE.>>EXCUSE ME, MA’AM.
COULD YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?>>UH, NO.
>>IS IT BECAUSE WE WERE SPEAKING MANDARIN?
>>YES.>>AND YOU ONLY KNOW ENGLISH?
>>YES.>>SAD!
♪♪♪>>THAT WAS NOT MANDARIN.
I HEARD THEM SAY “DOG” IN SPANISH A FEW TIMES.
♪♪♪>>YEP, YOU GUESSED IT.
I HAVE AIDS. I USED TO BE SAD ABOUT MY AIDS.
I DIDN’T WANT AIDS. AND MY AIDS MADE ME FEEL LESS
THAN. BUT NOW I DON’T LET MY AIDS
DEFINE ME.>>THIS ONE’S ACTUALLY NICE.
>>I’M OKAY WITH AIDS. I LOVE MY AIDS.
I’M GLAD I HAVE AIDS. AND I WISH EVERYONE IN THE WORLD
HAD AIDS TOO. BECAUSE — FRANKLY, AIDS ROCKS!
♪♪♪>>THAT SORT OF BECAME
PRO-GETTING AIDS.>>YEAH.
SHE OVERSHOT THE RUNWAY AT THE END THERE.
♪♪♪>>HEY, GUYS.
FOR THIS NEXT PART WE’RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING REALLY FUN.
WE’VE BEEN STUDYING IMPROV ALL SEMESTER, SO ALL WE NEED IS A
WORD AND WE’LL USE IT TO INFORM THIS NEXT SCENE.
>>BASKETBALL.>>OKAY.
BASKETBALL. HERE WE GO.
>>HONEY, WHY ARE YOU CRYING?>>A KID AT SCHOOL CALLED ME
A FAIRY.>>DON’T LISTEN TO HIM, IT’S
GREAT TO BE GAY. I LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHO YOU
ARE.>>THANKS, MOM.
THAT’S IMPORTANT FOR ME TO HEAR.>>OF COURSE.
NOW GO WASH UP FOR DINNER.>>WHAT ARE WE HAVING?
>>BASKETBALL. [ LAUGHTER ]
♪♪♪>>THAT’S IT.
>>I PAID $1,000 FOR THAT IMPROV CLASS.
♪♪♪ [ LAUGHTER ]
>>HOW ABOUT FROM NOW ON LESS SHOOTING, MORE KISSING?
>>BLACK LIVES MATTER! [ LAUGHTER ]
♪♪♪>>THAT WAS THEIR BLACK LIVES
MATTER SCENE?>>I’M PRETTY SURE THEY ALL JUST
WANTED TO KISS EACH OTHER AND THEN MADE IT ABOUT SOMETHING.
♪♪♪>>THANK YOU.
THAT’S OUR SHOW.>>REMEMBER, GUYS, DON’T THROW
AWAY YOUR TICKETS. IF YOU SAVE THEM, YOU CAN FRAME
THEM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

100 thoughts on “High School Theatre Show with Emma Stone – SNL

  1. 😂 “I don’t think they know what’s happening there” basically more then half the country is don’t still know what happened there

  2. Unless the scientist did anything of note it wouldnt do anygood since no one would recognise him. He could literally just help the actual scientists abd on his off time whatch child pornography.

  3. “That’s the rules of the holocaust” also if you need a class for improv you’ve missed the point of improv

  4. The only part they're missing is the loud, disruptive stomping when actors FUCKING SPRINT to their positions, cutting off the end of someones lines

  5. I was involved in high school theatre when Trump first got elected. And the reaction from my peers wasn’t much identical to this. I mean, I don’t like Trump by any means, but my classmates suddenly became convinced that they were the American equivalent of the French Maquis. It was quite cringey.

  6. If they've been studying improv all semester, they would know to start a scene with scenework and not a question. That's the cardinal rule of improv

  7. 4:06 my brother walked in my room when they started kissing so i switched to po- you know how the rest of this joke goes

  8. Added a nice addition to this work of art:
    SHADY KID IS HIDING SOMETHING BEHIND HIS BACK
    BYSTANDER: Hey, what's that behind your back?
    SHADY KID: Oh, it's just a…
    PULLS OUT STUFFED ANIMAL FROM BEHIND HIS BACK
    …stuffed animal.
    BYSTANDER: TURNS TO AUDIENCE
    And you probably thought those were DRUGS!
    ALL: Wooooooow!
    END SCENE

  9. omg the only mandarin word i got was nihao, the rest was nonsense 😂im sad because i really want to know.

  10. This was good but the one a few years back with Reese Witherspoon was much better and more cringe-larious.

  11. I really want to know what point the lady thought the first skit was making because I honestly have no clue lmao

  12. I went to a university drama performance for an excursion and it was a Shakespearean play except the fairy wore a mesh shirt and that anti cross on his nipples. The boys wore skirts and the girls wore pants. In the Q and A, someone asked why and they said “gender is a construct”

  13. 4:10 Beckett and Day sneaking in a little extra smooch, cheeky monkeys.

    Meanwhile, McKinnon's unrequited love is met with cold indifference

  14. Someone's been watching The League of Gentlemen. These High School Theatre Show sketches remind me of LOG's Legz Akinmbo Theatre Company sketches.

  15. Dear God, this is so accurate it's painful. Black clothes. Horrible acting. Cringey dialogue. Super cheesy choreography. DoN't FoRgEt To UsE lEvElS!!! Pretentious messages. And the goddamn transitions! They took freaking longer than the scenes did. "Now, Sally you twirl to stage right. Harry, you pick up those blocks and make a staircase. Julie, you clap and growl. There. Genius."

    You know what my final performance was? We played birds in a cage having an existential crisis when the door got opened. I had zero say in it. It was terrible. We had the laziest asses in the group. The group that did well was a group of bitchy popular girls (who of course got to be together) who did this incredibly pretentious performance on feminism that included a lot of shouting and marching. When I went through a period where I had no friends in the year, these were the girls who would force me to move so I wasn't sitting next to them or their friends . They were not nice people.

    Anyway, I went to a REAL acting school. So if I ever have the misfortune of seeing them again I have plenty of namedropping I can use now to burst their egos haha

  16. Bruh the way they weren't annunciating… the overacting… the black clothes… the blocking… and the awkward music and lighting cues omg… everything is so accurate I'm in pain

  17. They actually did said “perro” in English not correctly but that is how American pronunciation is they don’t really emphasize the “r” if they said “pero” they would have said it like “payro”

  18. I love and hat how acuérdate they are even the whole lights think killing me,in my school the did the same thing just that with time neon clothin it was AWFUL

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