Dissolution | Spaced | Series 2 Episode 6 | Dead Parrot


well I’m two middles Booga [Music] [Music] [Music] happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear Daisy a birthday to you oh happy birthday darling I just don’t like we can catch you before you went out oh it’s such a shame I won’t see you but I’m really over you who come to our Jia means 40th it’ll probably be the 15th now oh no they’re not 15th the 23rd of this month no not this one now there’s mother coming so thanks mom food call me let me know soon as he’s out of hospital which is a relief it was to me today happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday thank you very much for for my birthday song how was your birthday how are you feeling this morning very rough actually I swear to God I will never drink again until lunchtime very wise so as a filthy 26-bit gassy well you know getting old I’ll be dead in four years if this was Logan’s Run ah that’d be terrible and I look like it’s white in the jumpsuit don’t say that Tim that’s a word that hates women what no jumpsuit ah oh my god what’s in the fridge anyway happy birthday pickle hi ah come hi Sophie God I forgot you were here happy birthday Thanks so you got anything special planned um I think we’re just gonna go out for dinner yeah that’d be nice yeah I mean you can tell her oh thanks yeah I’d love to that’d be great oh good this is just invited me to the meal CP are we cool I’m sure Marshall won’t get suspicious yeah I don’t know cause any trouble why not cause no trouble I don’t know why we just don’t tell her are you serious what are you gonna say oh by the way my shirt we’re so sorry but we’re not really a couple and we lied to you for a year just so we could rent your flat evil aren’t we you did what you had to do you shouldn’t feel bad about it we don’t do it come on you where you off to it’s over to the tube station oh that’s yeah bye bye see you later Daisy happy birthday yeah bye Sophie bye-bye what Shh [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] hey I’ve got this really cool a surprise birthday cake the days in the shape of a typewriter yeah I’ve been scheming for weeks I’m at there’s Baker’s strawberry sundae Brian we danced like five hours and then we have this really involved discussion about pasties and yeah anyway he’s doing me a deal so you’re very sweet sedated yeah I’m anti yeah well you know I’m a very sweet guy maybe your stupid coat oh well thanks [Music] right away when this morning I was in bed why was today important to meet him in promoted to sergeant hence we don’t forget I won’t I’m being promoted to sergeant on certainly don’t forget I won’t promoted to sergeant tomorrow don’t forget Wow oh yeah I forgot you forgot I’m sorry I thought you were my friend I am Mike this was important to me I wanted you to see me get my stripes Mike what can I say I’m sorry it’s her what Sophie you’ve only been with her two weeks and already on yesterday’s news it wasn’t even as bad as this when you were Sara Mikey will always be my number one then why you treat me like I’m a number two look it’s just it’s been a long time since I’ve had someone like Sophie in my life okay I’m just a bit excited you are my longest surfing friend Tim we’ve always done everything together have you forgotten the good times of course not it was supposed to go ghost hunt in Highgate Woods last week and you blew me out yeah I know yeah where were you I remember yeah well I’m glad you’re happy Tim I’m glad you’ve got your new girlfriend but don’t forget who’s shoulder you cried on when the last one dumped you I won’t oh when Johnny Alfa got killed by that big fly monster in 2000 ad Mike I won’t honestly look it’s Mike look look my do you realize don’t you hurt him I’ll kill you did he mean that yeah no no no a little both they go hello Marcia how’d it go in I’m fine how are you oh I’m fine yeah 26 people are so darling you missing amber yeah oh yeah yeah many happy returns darlin Oh what can it be I thought you might not put some makeup on tonight hello doll yourself up a bit I don’t wear much normally but Oh rude red right well I best go after threshers do the weekly shop you still up for a night of unadulterated fun a doctor right are you still coming out tonight oh yeah yeah right I’ll see you later hello hi dais it’s me oh hello twist oh it’s so nice to speak to you I feel like I haven’t seen you in ages you were at my bath I think last night oh yes that was you wasn’t it um yeah I’d love to but I haven’t got any money soon oh that’s fine I don’t need any will you come and meet me where are you on the corner of your street yes hi Tim what are you doing on the corner of my string I can’t explain now just come and meet me all right we’ll just give me a mo boy I’m not sure I know what you’re up to did Mike’s area does a you know we are somebody you are a very bad man what she loves you that girl who does is a pushy oh she does did she say that home but it’s obvious in here you know yeah of course this is my girlfriend yeah well you better tell at him cuz if you don’t I will but you’ll spoil the surprise the host Marsha Brian Brian Brian I finished with Brian Oh God are you all right what about about house Brian taken it sorry I didn’t see you doing expressing myself but you can play around what’s the matter with you broken up with a twist oh shit really happened that’s all it ever was I wanted something else you know it’s very single when I’m just sick and tired of are NDErs clashing what your outfits Daisy I am not that shallow she shallow Brian you know she’s like Cordelia have Buffy the Vampire Slayer and latterly angels the spin-off series which is set in LA so what you’re talking about is such a square so things have come tonight you know she’s his best friend you just gotta be strong man I know you’re gonna be fine you gonna spend a long time thinking that you won’t be and then one morning you wake up and you will be and then you know for a while you’ll miss the fact you’re not because it almost seems scarier in you are because at least when you’re not you’ve got something to cling to and then when you got over that then you’re gonna be fine right feeling better feel better hmm coming tonight yes but he is my friend twist well at least we’ll be seeing more of each other hey why don’t you try something on you always wear that shantytown look it’s really quite last century I quite like one dress there’s nothing wrong with looking nice Daisy you’re not betraying The Sisterhood just by brushing your hair once in a while mmm I just doubt there’s anything in here that I could get above my knees I would go on it’s your birthday I did update you on the Suzie situation didn’t I mom hi oh no I’ve been out yeah yeah you know me the best thing is on the street yeah yeah we’re just going out from me oh no no nice and a few friends oh well really looking forward to it yeah you used to give me roses I wish we could again but that was on the outside and things were different then on the inside the Sun still shines and the rain falls down and the Sun and rain of Christmas – when morning comes around [Music] [Music] there’s nothing wrong with looking nice but in my lot to put some makeup on the tomorrow the number training piece which is in your hands in the [Music] oh shit [Music] right [Music] so where I’m delayed at the office world we that’s a popular in yeah I’ll bet your dude so I got some drinks I’d like a triple vodka please Brian I’ll have a bottle of red how many glasses one okay better Mike no are you would you like to point a better Mike yeah so II bourbon Tim straight up [Music] when worry to send me a very hard [Music] all right daddy I again don’t drink uh yes please yeah I have a Bloody Mary you look nice Daisy wish I could dress down like that he’s gotta come over right well shall we yes merci [Music] [Music] yes he’s get to loo I’ll copy Dave you brought area that was quite nice so are you gonna tell her Masha what is your problem I’ll tell her then what why do you want to spoil her birthday every second you leave it’ll make it more painful for her what I’m gonna tell her when she comes back oh you don’t well what if anyone’s gonna tell her should be made yeah but you surprise what Tim miss having an affair with her what I’ve seen him smoking in the front car no no Marshalls not like that what you mean no in who is like that and I’m sorry Daisy but she means nothing say it’s not Tim I just I think we should just tell her tell me well she’s she’s in shock I’m not in shock you’re in shock Daisy I’m perfectly lucid please Tim it’s okay what’s going on I think I should go that’s Sophie Marsha we’re not really a couple you are we’re not we’re not really a couple actually actually relief to say it the thing is and we had to say we were in order to get the flat but the truth is that we lied lied yeah but you know we were desperate you know we didn’t think about the consequences we didn’t mean to hurt you we just was like you know the longer we left it we just you lied Marcia why what the advert said professional couple only no it didn’t I remember phoning the blow it was a bit of a prick I don’t think he was listening to me yep yep Dave hold on a second please oh you two bedroomed fully-furnished stretch in 350 pounds a week you do that from you’re going to lunch Becca oh it’s professional couple only sounds nice professional couple only professional couple only professional couple only profession sorry about that mrs. fine is everything great that going tomorrow I can’t believe you lied to me after all this time I bought your present for your anniversary both of them I’m sorry look Marsha please just understand okay we weren’t being malicious we just we didn’t have a choice we really like that flat that was supposed to sound nice I suppose you lot all knew about this just think I’m a complete idiot don’t be angry how do you want me to be Daisy I just found out my new little group of young frames have been taking the piss Marsha O’Brien I’m leaving where are you going just away from you lot I really think I should go Sophie no looked him up called your soiree bye nice one Daisy I wasn’t the one snogging my supposedly secret girlfriend in a front garden then doesn’t think about anyone else when he’s with Sophie you just stay out of this monk okay this has got nothing to do with you it’s got everything to do with me Tim I live in the house too I don’t have to go back and live with my mum because of you what do you mean because of me I’m not the one who told her she wouldn’t ask did you gonna cut your tongue in your mouth well I think we’re all to blame oh well thank you very much mrs. magnanimous you picked a fine time to grow up fucking come Jack yes I’m an accessory twist you got just pick me up when you need me oh well a good time to start getting emotionally articulate Ryan oh no you too Brian I’m gonna get what Brian happy birthday to you [Applause] [Music] [Music] the way I see it we have two choices we can call the police or you can clear up this mess yourselves who votes for clearing up who votes for police we’re clearing up it is yeah good I’ll get the mop shall I happy birthday Daisy what we gonna do go clubbing I mean about Marsha Mike have potentially destroyed a faith in the integrity of today’s youth young adults we’ve got a pool together or else we’re gonna lose everything so that’s settled then clubbing is Brian and Micah cantaloupe for us if she’s on the street well there’s a hundred off licenses in this area she could be in any one of them yeah well you know then I get lucky anyway we should stay in case she comes back okay look Daisy don’t worry you know what sort this out we always do I don’t ask this feels different serious got some good times are though only yeah happy days yeah okay man we find Marshall we’ll contact you if will will find that Daisy no promises you will see at the rendezvous okay Tim good luck [Music] you you

18 thoughts on “Dissolution | Spaced | Series 2 Episode 6 | Dead Parrot

  1. The night after watching this I had a dream in which I encountered dubious magickians and oregano had anti-magick powers.

  2. It really bugs me, that some episodes have english subtitles while others only give you automaticly generated subtitles.

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