A pandemic … of swamp rats: Congressional Hits and Misses


I yield five minutes to the
distinguished gentleman from California Mr. Harder and his nutria whose name is Nellie. You made a statement in your first one I just wanted to commend you for that— I can’t, you’re talking too fast I can’t understand you Let me just have a drink
of water first You’ve said that for a year Mr. Chairman I will go slow. Thank you for bringing this forward You too, it’s our Marco Rubio moment. A lot of people freaking out this morning about coronavirus The current spread of the coronavirus This is not a time for
partisanship pathogens do not respect party lines She may look cute to some
people but Nellie and her friends are a real menace How soon will we have a vaccine? We could within a year have a vaccine The Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security testified about 10 minutes ago,
a month and a half. Which is it? One could not develop a vaccine in a month and a
half that would that’s never happened in human history. Maybe you ought to talk to
the Secretary of Homeland Security This here is my good friend Nellie the nutria. She’s got nacho cheese colored teeth I went onto Amazon buy 50 masks is 50
bucks and then Amazon wants to charge an additional $400 for shipping and
handling needless to say we’ll be in touch with Amazon on this People see
swamp rats all the time roaming the halls of DC Anybody… But I believe this
is actually the first time in American history that we have a taxidermied a
swamp creature on the actual floor Planning on asking if you can tell us if
you’re going to have the formula explanation ready Secretary Azar
I want to thank you for being here today I know we tried to get together one time
and as soon as we set down my phone started blowing up to my house was on
fire For what purpose does the distinguished but tardy gentleman from New
York seek recognition? Turns out it wasn’t but the alarm
company people seemed to think it was 20 million nutria if we could count them in
the in the census we’d have an additional 27 members of Congress I will do what I can to root root for the home game We’re having infestation without representation and we need to do
something about it. I did. We look to Washington, equally, God help us. You believe coronavirus is a hoax? I’m not gonna comment on what others say. You say I’m just asking you
do you believe that one of our telling you what the Secretary of State doing Deserves a lengthy public debate [crosstalk] It’s not even a gotcha question [crosstalk] It’s a gotcha moment it’s not useful. Is the coronavirus a hoax? Did anyone ask this one? Okay. How many debates have you guys done now a hundred and thirty nine. Thank you that concludes our debate — No, no we have time for one more break Nora one
more break, time flies when you’re having fun. Thank you that concludes our debate. Which moderator is the most aggravating on a scale of Chuck to Todd? You got it. Middle school students— Siri, let me explain. We’ve tried to do
nutria fajitas, we’ve tried to fry it, we’ve tried everything and it’s not my
favorite madam Speaker Thank you and to adj— is there…? I’ll resist the temptation to comment on the unique culinary traditions of my friends in
Louisiana I’ll yield the remainder of my time if there’s somebody else speaking
or I can move adjournment

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